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ask-aph-leg
Going to Kill
the 51st State is not a Toe
pota. Toe
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Going to Kill
Yes, it is quite intriguing to me. People like you usually have hair in dark, black and brown colors, and sometimes yellow— and I know some people like to color their hair strange colors, too, but your hair doesn’t look very strange, it looks like it belongs on your head! #wow
I suppose it does match my complexion and all, huh…? [runs his hands through it, fluffing it a little] Ahaha, they call people like me “gingers”, but I’m not actually a ginger. My hair is too thick and strong to be genetically ginger - it’s actually something called auburn. c:
You mean, there are more like you? Humans are quite diverse creatures, it's amazing! How could such diversity even be possible in a species!
[/imitates his gestures in her hair]
[wHY CAN'T MY MANE DO THAT]
[/sigh]
There are many colors on earth, it seems. There seems to be a name for each color, too.
I, uh— Nevermind. [ wow she’s amazing i’m crying ] It’s a good thing, I think.
Where are you from? You don’t look like most… people.
Oh, that is good then. I wouldn't want to be intimidating you in a bad way! Especially since we haven't socialized thoroughly, there is no reason to have bad feelings toward one another.
Oh uh, [/darts eyes] I am from a very far away location! It may be on Earth, or it may not be on earth! Who knows. nOT THAT I'M SAYING I'M NOT FROM EARTH. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
[/yes i am brilliant]
[/he'll never suspect ]
/mild confusion
How some every human I speak to has that timid look on their face? Anyway-
Hello, Earthling- Uh, ORANGEHEAD!
You are probably the first orangeheaded human I have ever come across! How amazing!
Well, you’re certainly…tall…and not from around here, that’s for sure. [blinks, touching his hair]
Ah. Yes, my hair is orange-ish. Auburn, but you know…do you really find it that interesting?
Yes, it is quite intriguing to me. People like you usually have hair in dark, black and brown colors, and sometimes yellow-- and I know some people like to color their hair strange colors, too, but your hair doesn't look very strange, it looks like it belongs on your head! #wow
/slouches down and inspects your fleshy human faces
Well aren’t you interesting. [ looks up ] I have to say you’ve succeeded in intimidating me. I just might piss my pants.
[/this one looks old]
[/with his silly facefur]
-!?
I'm sorry- I am not quite familiar with the term 'piss', please extrapolate? Is this act of 'intimidating' you a good thing or a bad thing?
/slouches down and inspects your fleshy human faces
I—
Miss, are you quite alright.
-? What? I feel fine, is there something on my body that indicates I am not well? Something I cannot see?
[/feels around her face]
/slouches down and inspects your fleshy human faces
/eight feet tall /eight fucking feet tall
…hello.
/mild confusion
How come every human I speak to has that timid look on their face? Anyway-
Hello, Earthling- Uh, ORANGEHEAD!
You are probably the first orangeheaded human I have ever come across! How amazing!
[ thE CODING WAS RUINED IM SO EMBARRASSED ]
/slouches down and inspects your fleshy human faces
[/ quietly glances around ] Humannnns.