Ranking Kyo Kara Maoh Characters Based on how Funny they are
Yuri:
sports shounen protag trapped in an isekai shoujo
thinks yankees fans are objectively evil
yugioh style alter-ego who is still a Detective Conan fan
married to another man with kids but thinks he’s straight??
15 year old father btw
8/10
Conrad:
has been to Massachusetts
is a red sox fan
“sure you Canada”
super seme proportions make him look like a horse sometimes
keeps trying to murder his childhood best friend
might be the first guy to meet a black person
7/10
Wolfram:
tsundere jealous girl trope
but a boy
what is an uke if not misogyny prevailing?
82. very obvious when you look at his pajamas
enjoys painting with feces
7/10
Gwendal:
voted most likely to have an aneurysm
oh shit they yaoibait him with günter
bisexual win he just lets a woman torture him for fun?
looks more like his cousin than his actual brothers
“it’s a little 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓽”
5/10
Günter:
obsessed with a teenage boy?
he’s obsessed with a teenage boy
heh…let’s just say…”They Not Like Us”😏
keeps getting poisoned
crashes out whenever the king leaves to do his Goddamn Job
6/10
Josak:
born to be a star on drag race forced to be a side character in a yaoi
signed yuri up for a Death Tournament within the first 5 minutes of knowing him
can always be counted on to pop up in some fuckass disguise to help out the gang
queen of the tuck??
9/10
Cäcilie:
anti-girlboss: didn’t wanna be the ruler so let her brother do everything
the bum representation we need
is always fucking off to be in a situationship
stole some priceless gem and just left a fucking IOU???
two of her kids look adopted
has a dominatrix alter ego that fights crime
9/10
Anissina:
possibly the first feminist of the great demon kingdom
tortures yaoi men to appeal to her squad of fujoshis
kind of roommate that would repurpose your room into a lab if you left for 3 weeks
voted most likely to get turned on by robots
10/10
Murata:
wise old man trapped in the body of a 15 year old
feminism win. the girls use the wise one as a maid
best friends with his best friend’s mom
might be the only straight man in the entire world
would bring his subway surfers ipad to the kingdom and cause a global catastrophe
11/10
Adalbert:
immediately squeezes yuri’s head
seething with cuckold rage because conrad was trusted with julia’s soul
race traitor
3/10
