Freaky

May his wrath fall upon thee And when he awakens Let the true disciples come forth “Dih”ciples hahahahaha

[chickenlesswings]

Sneaking into an all witch’s sleepover, hope they don’t find out I’m a wizard.

[chickenlesswings]

Last night my girlfriend was taking me to meet her family and she put on this really beautiful dress last and asked, “Does this look good on me?” So I said “Does Death ride in on a pale horse?” Because, obviously, she looked so stunning it shouldn’t even be a question, and she laughed and said “Seriously, stop making jokes about my uncle, I don’t need him reaping your soul tonight.” Anyway, we had a pretty nice dinner, her uncle was super chill.

[chickenlesswings]

Broooo fuck is this guys problem???

[rocktheholygrail]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[chickenlesswings]

[chickenlesswings]

Weird ass dream I had last night

Me: Man, I really wish Bucky was here right now.

Friend: Dude, he’s like, right behind you

Me: BUCKY BARNES??!!?

Bucky: Hey man, I missed you. Wanna watch the Halftime Show together?

Me: holy fuck um yeah (sobbing)

[chickenlesswings]

[chickenlesswings]

why is he pissed at me??

[chickenlesswings]

bro thinks I can’t see him 😭🙏

[chickenlesswings]

this party sucks ass.

[hyrude]

i want to take you on a journey i just went on

[garbage-empress]

My favorite is the Ex Gay black guy turning into several other black guys then finally a white guy