in case of fire

lemon || stan esmé squalor

[danielwaldorf]

Malina Weissman as Violet Baudelaire in A Series of Unfortunate Events (S1)

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

Dude you cant even tie a bunch of bed sheets together to make a makeshift rope and descend from a window anymore

[pathologising]

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

[anticlockfoolish]

i've had a revelation

[anarchopuppy]

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

[victorsqualor]

esme gets arrested and just has to turn her prison scrubs into couture. obviously

[beatricebidelaire]

can u believe it’s been 7 years since asoue netflix s3

[jackalsraised]

Esmé Squalor - Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events, s02e09, The carnivorous carnival part one

[omtai]

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

[apriljuice]

[id in alt text] miss feint

[apriljuice]

[id in alt text] suspicious individuals

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

the return of the Reductress headlines

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

[lachrymose2141]

Hmmmm...this reminds me of something...

[tarmairons]

endless esmé appreciation [2/?]

[dozydawn]

[thesnicketfile]

I was cleaning out a flat file and these Unfortunate Events drawings. I don't remember how they were used but thought they were fun.

- Brett Helquist, Nov 6, 2024

[unusual-suspects]

[luminarygardens]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign