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When you did most of the project work but your partner still gets credit

#spongebon squarepants #meme #lol #funny #true

People that "dab" ruin me

Today I was walking past the "in-crowd" and someone went to high five me. I go in for the high five and he dabs. Everyone laughed OMGGG. Highschool career ruined✅

I hate people that move away when they are texting people like..

No I don't care that you are texting potential bae. No I don't care that you are texting your more important friends. No I don't care that you are texting my hitman who is planning my murder. No I don't care that you are texting your crusty bum boyfriend. Like what you tryin to hide? It makes me more suspicious.

Today I learned that you are only socially excepted if you are pretty.

Over weight? That’s okay, as long as you are pretty.

Wearing Makeup? Yup, That’s fine because you’re pretty.

Can’t play sports? As, long as you are pretty it’s okay.

Not smart? Don’t worry you’re pretty.

Judgmental, and likes to criticize people? No one will judge you tho. You’re pretty.

Piece of shit to everyone? NO ONE CARES YOU’RE PRETTY!

#sad reality #so relatable #pretty #sad

Crush: ... Me: Hi, did you know that, Crush: ...

Me: I am the best source OF VITAMIN ME

*Crams a bunch of vitamins down his throat, and runs away as he chokes to death*

Me: OMG I SPOKE TO HIM