WHY ARE THERE PUZZLES IN MY COURTROOM

You can call me Meta. I like Pokemon, Smash Bros, Kirby, Legend of Zelda, Earthbound/Mother, Ace Attorney, Persona, Animal Crossing, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Steven Universe, Undertale, Metal Gear, Hollow Knight, Yakuza and a bunch of other things I'm too lazy to list right now. I don't tag by default so if you want something tagged just tell me what it is and what you want it tagged as. Icon by partizanne! Bluesky Twitch Twitch Vods

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[magicstaradl]

"Let's dance Little Spider"

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[catchymemes]

[captainmolasses]

More Hollow Knight characters! This time it's all of Hornet's moms (and her dad)

(Please note that Pale King Slander will NOT be tolerated and any such comments WILL make me sad)

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[skapediem]

if it's any consolation, you'll be hailed as a hero

[bugdna]

my son he is sick

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[coelii]

I think that’s part of what makes the payoff for this joke one of the best in the series

you’re supposed to think Homer is just being his usual idiot self and is about to realize the obvious (har har har he doesn’t belong there!)

but no!

props to them for not only making the actual joke a funny misdirection, but topping it off with this (surprisingly progressive) stinger:

[polygon-wave]

tifa’s black mage outfit in final fantasy vii revelation

[beefyhamysteaky]

Happy Meurcliff day, I have an offering

[evilwvergil]

RESIDENT EVIL : C O D E V E R O N I C A REMAKE (2027)

[wewerepartners]

Resident Evil Veronica (2027)