Chief Colby

SONO PAZZO PER IL POLLO

[chief-colby]

Oi, Chief Colby here. Decided to make this account after my stupid assistant Ray forced me to. This is the LAST thing I’d like to do, and learning English was an easier decision than this!!

Ah, I’m supposed to introduce myself first before doing anything else supposedly. I work at Alamo Lab, and I really like science and chicken. Chicken especially, I’m fucking CRAZY about it. Speaking of chicken, Gino is running free somewhere out on the web after he escaped my damn lab!! If that fat feathered bastard is reading this right now, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL EAT YOU DAMN IT!!!!

[mandolrobins]

uhm guys uhm i LOVE lovelove drawing colby it's so funny hello uhm hi uhm colby

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[chief-colby]

Cute……

[frog-with-a-gun]

Colby mii showcase

hes so kawaii brah

[chief-colby]

My room is so bare, it’s depressing. What was that you were doing? I don’t have time for affection, but thanks for the laptop.

Edit: What the hell are these “headpats”?

[chief-colby]

I was told there are places that cook some chicken. For example, KFC, Popeyes, Raising Cane’s, Chick-fil-A, Jollibee. Yet, none of these people understand the thrill of the hunt, chasing after a bird of your desire before ultimately ending its life, oh, there’s so many good dishes that I can make from a single chicken…

[chief-colby]

haii!! :3 figuring out how to use the interwebs is pretty difficult… (｡•́︿•̀｡) i will try to post if i have some free time in between lab work! capturing a chicken is my main priority and i will work hard to do so!!! <(￣︶￣)> until whenever, bai bai!!~~☆

… I’m gonna be sick… I hate trying to relate with the younger generation…

[chief-colby]

How do these kids text nowadays? Do they put an ungodly amount of emoji’s next to their sentences❓❓❓🤔 do they even use proper punctuation or do they manage to incorporate every hip newfangled slang word into their vocab ong ong fr fr??