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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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@chiefprocrastinator
YOU GET A RED CARD , YOU GET A RED CARD!!!
Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.
T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken
A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.
Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who
This feels like if Rock Paper Scissors came with an Uno Reverse card.
I have a really bad migraine but I needed this out of my system omfg she loves her daughter guys!!
Sometime early on in Sunlight Entertainment’s existence:
Executive at Sunlight Entertainment: Hello Kang Sajang-nim! Did you have a good weekend?
Celine: Oh yes, it was quite peaceful. Rumi and I spent a day in the garden, then she had a long nap in the sun while I got some reading done.
Executive: Oh that’s nice! Good weekend with Rumi!
Executive, turning to his coworkers after Celine leaves: Ok Rumi… Is that Celine’s daughter or her cat?
Coworkers: *turn and look at each other with uncertainty*
Celine’s secretary: Wait no one knows?
Head of Marketing: I mean…she’s notoriously private.
Secretary: I think Rumi is her daughter. Spent the day gardening? You do that with kids.
Accountant: What if it’s an outdoor cat?
Marketing: Fell asleep in the sun? That’s a cat.
Assistant: Kids do that all the time. Mine did that just the other day.
Executive: Ok I guess we’re doing this. Time to play Cat or Daughter.
*Celine walks back in*
Executive: Hey Kang Sajang-nim, I was just wondering: what do you do with Rumi in the garden?
Celine: Oh not much. Rumi usually gets distracted by catching butterflies while I do most of the work.
Secretary: What’s Rumi’s favourite food again?
Celine: Kimbap, especially the kind with tuna.
Marketing: And how old is Rumi?
Celine: Six. Her energy’s finally waning a little but she still finds new ways to get into mischief. The other day she got stuck in a tree.
Assistant: Chasing a bird?
Celine: No I had left the back door open for a moment and she bolted. Started climbing immediately. Although once she realized her mistake she cried and cried until I climbed up there myself to get her down.
Executive: Ok this is getting us nowhere. Is Rumi your daughter or your cat?
Celine, offended: How could you ask me that? *storms off*
Executive: I…I still don’t know which it is.
I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous
i think a lot of poeple think of racism and sexism as something you have to actively opt in to perpetuate rather than something you have to continuously actively opt out of if you want to maybe help dismantle it
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
pitch.side Arsenal.
I feel INSANE