Sometime early on in Sunlight Entertainment’s existence:
Executive at Sunlight Entertainment: Hello Kang Sajang-nim! Did you have a good weekend?
Celine: Oh yes, it was quite peaceful. Rumi and I spent a day in the garden, then she had a long nap in the sun while I got some reading done.
Executive: Oh that’s nice! Good weekend with Rumi!
Executive, turning to his coworkers after Celine leaves: Ok Rumi… Is that Celine’s daughter or her cat?
Coworkers: *turn and look at each other with uncertainty*
Celine’s secretary: Wait no one knows?
Head of Marketing: I mean…she’s notoriously private.
Secretary: I think Rumi is her daughter. Spent the day gardening? You do that with kids.
Accountant: What if it’s an outdoor cat?
Marketing: Fell asleep in the sun? That’s a cat.
Assistant: Kids do that all the time. Mine did that just the other day.
Executive: Ok I guess we’re doing this. Time to play Cat or Daughter.
Executive: Hey Kang Sajang-nim, I was just wondering: what do you do with Rumi in the garden?
Celine: Oh not much. Rumi usually gets distracted by catching butterflies while I do most of the work.
Secretary: What’s Rumi’s favourite food again?
Celine: Kimbap, especially the kind with tuna.
Marketing: And how old is Rumi?
Celine: Six. Her energy’s finally waning a little but she still finds new ways to get into mischief. The other day she got stuck in a tree.
Assistant: Chasing a bird?
Celine: No I had left the back door open for a moment and she bolted. Started climbing immediately. Although once she realized her mistake she cried and cried until I climbed up there myself to get her down.
Executive: Ok this is getting us nowhere. Is Rumi your daughter or your cat?
Celine, offended: How could you ask me that? *storms off*
Executive: I…I still don’t know which it is.
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