home for sillies

♡ Grayson ♡ it/its he/him ∘ 20 ∘ TW ∘ DMs open!

[cataplat]

cooking with trauma

[b1tchcup]

me and my oomfs are ALL advocating bad sex and erectile dysfunction. ALL of us

[chronurgy]

The hanged man tarot card but he's clearly getting off on it

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

[randy-bbb]

im blinking my big doe eyes at you to let you know that you can hit me with your car

[saltoncity]

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

[lyssatbqh]

I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out

[parasiticheart]

ways sex can be improved:

- clothes on

- no penetration

- dry humping

[m3at-dood]

to have someone struggle as i drown their face in the bathroom sink full of water then lifting their head back up in the mirror to view their wet pathetic crying face, while desperate for air i dunk their head back in the water just for fun

[televisedsu1cid3-deactivated202]

how would you kill me? make sure u use graphic detail

[mouthbrood]

bringing a backpack to the date but instead of there being a strap inside it’s just various surgical tools

[bratcasket]

never drink with me i’ll ask you to hit me as hard as you can

[tboyslick]

"Wow you bruise easily" dude just fuck me already

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[valtsv]

lying on my bed on my stomach kicking my feet but one of my ankles is impaled in a bear trap

[dogsmouth]

enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.