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Dear Leslie, I hope you've gotten my letter? I can't wait to hear from you :)

OHMYGOSH I HAVENT CHECKED MY MAILBOX.I am so so very sorry; I have been living in the same city as my university and haven't checked my school mail since exams--- I am so sorry. I'm sure it's sitting in my mailbox; I will be grabbing it in the morning.

So I got engaged and have been super absent, but I miss tumblr so I'm probably going to be back.

#irl

LESLIE. I am so so so sorry for the delay on the letter! I have finally put it in my car. As soon as I drive by a mailbox, I'll put it in. Ugh, it could've been with you already. I'm so sorry :( I kept waiting to find something I could send along with the letter, but it just didn't happen so I gave up -after a million months waiting-

No worries! I completely understand the mail struggle, it's something j can definitely relate to. Hope you've been well!

opisaterf

with age differences in relationships we shouldn’t go by years, we should go by percentages

you know why it’s not as weird for a 35 year old to date a 30 year old than it is for a 20 year old to date a 15 year old? because that five year age difference represents a LOT larger of a part of the 15 year olds life than the 25 year olds, a bigger chunk of life experience missing

so like say for kylie jenner. she’s 17, tyga is 25. that eight year age difference is 47% of the time kylie has even been alive

radicalfeminisms-blog

eyes wide open

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Or you can just not judge age differences because it’s different for everyone

opisaterf

or you can recognize that psychosocial development and life experience are relevant whether it’s convenient or not and its inherently predatory for a much older person to date a much younger person. “don’t judge” deez nuts honestly like that’s the weakest defense

frenchword

There’s time for everything except the things worth doing.

George Orwell, Coming Up For Air (via frenchword)

teashoesandhair

My favourite canonical Greek myth is that one where Zeus gets an iPhone.

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by Beth Evans

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Vegan Gimbap

Have some left over rice and veggies from lettuce wraps or stir-fry? This is a quick and easy way to repurpose these left overs for a filling and healthy lunch!

Ingredients: • approximately 2 cups of cooked sticky rice • 1 tablespoon of sesame oil • 1 tablespoon of rice vinegar • 2 tsp sugar • 2 sheets of nori • a variety of your favorite veggies and fruits, julienned (I used cucumber, avocado, bell peppers, green onion, and carrots) • 1 tablespoon of freshly toasted sesame seeds • 1tablespoon of chia seeds • soy sauce and sriracha for dipping

Directions: 1.) Mix all the sesame oil, rice vinegar, and sugar in a small bowl until the sugar is dissolved. 2.) Pour the vinaigrette over the rice, then throw it in the microwave for two minutes. 3.) Lay out your nori sheet, matte side up, on a dry, flat surface. Evenly spread the warm rice in a half-inch thick layer on the nori. 4.) On one side of the nori, place the julienned veggies and fruits. Be sure to make the thickness uniform. 5.) Sprinkle the chia seeds over the rice and fillings. 6.) Roll it up and seal the end with your finger dipped in a bit of water. 7.) Slice and serve with a spicy soy dipping sauce.

ommanyte

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

redqueenwildboy-deactivated2017

Hang on a minute…

Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?

Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.

Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat in order to survive in water. Even in a hot climate, swimming in water the whole time would require fatty insulation.

So… chubby mermaids. Yeah.

redqueenwildboy-deactivated2017

Keep reblogging this, it is making male mermaid enthusiasts angry.