I have no idea what I'm doing

Brianna, 17, Colorado, bi, she/her This is basically a fandom/personal blog, I post all kinds of stuff, message me if you want something tagged..

[children-noodle-soup]

I'm done being your piece of ass you can act all jacked up about it but we both know you'll be back like you always are

[moeszyslakofficial-deactivated2]

i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason

[syntax-forest]

I also think of myself as evil but am at best a minor inconvenience.

[children-noodle-soup]

When you lowkey keep having nightmares but have no one to help you calm down because of the two people that help you ones in basic and you got drunk and yelled at the other one ~\°-°/~

[children-noodle-soup]

I'm not your punching bag I'm not a sponge I'm not a piece of ass I'm worth more than just being what you think I should be. Get that through your head.

[children-noodle-soup]

Ahkmenrah: I am the tablet guardian, guardian of the tablet

Larry: *jumps in* KHONSU QUIVERS BEFORE HIM

*jump cut to Ahkmenrah yelling at the moon*

Ahkmenrah: FUCK OFF

[hpd-kitten]

I dont think my therapist understands that I cant remember my moods. Like I feel great right now, and its like i’ve always felt like this, then i’ll feel depressed and feel like i’ve felt depressed my whole life. Like dont ask me how my month has been cause I wont remember. 

[zaks-ghost-adventures]

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[cavalier-on-a-longboard-deactiv]

I always forget about the guy at the end

[nico-verde]

This virus ad has got to be the stupidest idea for a scam ever.

[maybeiwasserious]

[jogs with my laptop running]

[weloveshortvideos]

mankind stands no chance

[rspnsblprty-deactivated20180108]

this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK

[mahimahi713]

What the hell is the guy in the beginning even trying to do??

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

[greatbigsword]

Go hard

[porkfriedpussy]

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

[5265ad]

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

[srkdall]

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[children-noodle-soup]

#18

He was my best guy friend and everyone said we should date. In reality, we both just needed someone

[children-noodle-soup]

#17

My sister's boyfriends best friend. He was the first person to ever take a seat out of a car because he thought I would sleep with him

[children-noodle-soup]

#16

He uses to be my brothers best friend. He was in love with me for a few months, and kissed me in the school parking lot

[children-noodle-soup]

#15

I spent two days flirting with him before I finally made the first move. Nothing had felt as right as it did to kiss him