I love being teased in a way that is sweet and tender but also a little condescending 😵💫😵💫
“poor thing, you’re just too big, aren’t you?”
“sweet pet, getting so fat, you can’t even dress yourself anymore, let me help you.”
“aww, did puppy eat so much that she can’t walk anymore?”
“look at you, so unhealthy and out-of-shape that you’re out of breath just from waddling a few steps”
it makes me feel extra big and helpless 😵💫💗










