they called it champagne problems.

chloe bennet. twenty8. aries szn. dog mom turned pretend superhero. when your life falls apart, don't forget to shout, 'jenga!'

[chloeben]

haizydays​:

do you ever just have one of those days where you’re like, okay, the universe must just be laughing at me at this point? i’ve been awake for about four hours now, and so far i’ve burnt my tongue trying to have my morning tea, tripped over my own feet and bruised my leg, and managed to crack my phone. i think it’s just so incredible how many things can go wrong for you in such a short amount of time, really. anyone else draw bad luck like a magnet, or am i just a walking human disaster? i’m hailee, and if there’s anything i really love, it’s complaining. what about you? | @hfrpstarters​

You’re pretty much describing the daily progression of events in my life. There are some days I contemplate even getting out of bed when I know what’s awaiting me. The burned tongue and cracked phone though... that’s a shitty hand right there. I’m Chloe, fellow walking disaster. Don’t know if the universe will smile upon the two of us colliding or if it’ll just implode, but hey. Can’t be worse than anything we’ve already dealt with. Complaining’s a good one, but if I had to narrow it down, opening the fridge to food other than condiments is a pretty damn good moment. That, and when assholes in traffic get what they’ve got coming to ‘em.

[chloeben]

iMessage: Blossom 💖

chlo: honestly no.

chlo: please please PLEASE. its what we deserve. also ps i bought us a shit ton of stuff bc i'm trash oops but this website was selling ppg stuff and i felt we needed to match so fuck it. it absolutely will pay off, we just have to manifest it into existence

chlo: honestly. too much rain soils their tastebuds. lower than the floor

chlo: holy fuck, what have i done to deserve you???

e: omg you bought us WHAT??? i can't wait to see this haul of ppg-reppin' shit that we get to rock. will we look ridiculous in public? yes. but there's no one else i'd rather do it with than you babes 💕 manifestation always works. right?

e: sub-basement level, truly

e: idk, exist?????

e: also... miss. i know we were feelin' some type of way about lazybaby on live but i think i need to say it approximately 90033438 more times: i'm so damn proud of you. wifin u up fo SHO after the mv 💍

[chloeben]

campbclls​:

You dyed your hair red? That’s right! You’re gonna be in the Powerpuff Girls live action, yeah? I just have to say you’ll make the most perfect Blossom! That’s a damn shame about the pillowcase, though. It’s lovely to meet you Chloe, I’m Danielle. And I want to talk you down. Truly, I do. But as a fellow impulse shopper my heart is telling me that you should go for it. It’s just a mini one, after all. That’ll be super easy to store away. Plus, I’ll totally be down for a mini air-hockey tournament, so that purchase would definitely be worth it!

I am indeed! Scared utterly shitless about it, mind you, but so pumped. Ready to live out those childhood dreams! You are too sweet. Any way I can keep you around as my hype woman? I promise I’ll pay you good, in snacks and reciprocated compliments to make you feel like the kickass woman you are. So nice to meet you, Danielle! You’re like one of the veterans of the CW, so as the newbie, I’m simply paying my respects in telling you how much of a fan I am of yours. That, and I still sing to the Starstruck soundtrack in my car. Impulse buying is a disease, but so far, there’s really no regret, so is it all bad? Mini-air hockey tournament it is. Come prepared to kick some ass. 

[chloeben]

kvliejenncr​:

Red is an amazing, powerful color to show that you’re badass and can take over the world easily. You need to be more careful! Sleeping is unescapable, but those sheets are going to be pretty expensive when you change them a lot. Or, you can go to a professional hair stylist that’ll let you go home and sleep peacefully. Nice to meet you, Chloe! I’m Kylie, and I say you should just buy it; money always comes back. 

I love that mentality! It’s my first time as a redhead so I’m a little out of my comfort zone, but I feel like it really brings the Aries out of me. Like you said, the perfect reminder of how badass I’m capable of being every time I look in the mirror. I’d be so interested in hearing you break down what every hair color says about a person and what it does for them. Like hairstrology or something. No one’s opinion I’d value on that front more than yours. What’s been your favorite hair color to rock? It’s great to meet you too! I’m unashamedly quite a fan of yours. This is true, although there are some days I feel like I do more of letting it leave my hands than I do see it returning. Whatever. Money can buy things that make us happy, right?

[chloeben]

chrisapress​:

That does sound quite terrifying. It’s not something I can relate to as I’ve never actually dyed my hair before, I don’t even know why, it’s just not something I’ve ever put thought into trying before. I must give it a go one day though, which colour do you think will suit me best? Now online shopping is something I can relate to, perhaps a little too heavily. I would offer to help but I fear that would make me a massive hypocrite. I can’t curb my own spending habits never mind someone else’s. I just say go for it, get it all. Why not, you deserve it. I will, however, take you up on your mini air-hockey tournament invitation though — as long as you’re willing to accept that you will most likely lose. 

If you ask me, it’s more of a good thing that you haven’t dipped your toes into the world of revolving hair colors. It absolutely destroys your hair -- I went blonde for a little bit and my hair was genuinely the equivalent of broom straw. Every time I brushed it, I felt a little piece of my soul die. I don’t know, I think something light would suit you, a nice blonde? Or something fun, maybe some blue ends? Life’s too short to have boring hair. Online shopping’s a blessing and a curse. It’s a rabbit hole, you know? You tell yourself you’re only buying one thing and the next thing you know, you’ve spent two-hundred bucks on random shit. Thank you for enabling me. The treat yourself mentality is perhaps one of my favorites. Oh, you’re so on. I happen to be competitive as all hell -- I might go down, but it will be in a blaze of fiery glory, Press.  

[chloeben]

iMessage: Blossom 💖

Chlo: chaos chaos is fitting for us

Chlo: EXPECT SO MANY. right like the anxiety is so real and i'm so scared that i'm gonna fuck it up but getting to be in such a close group of people is all worth it

Chlo: idk how british people eat them. maybe we didn't do it properly??? maybe we should dip them in tea

Chlo: omg a rich wife 😍😍😍 damn i'm lucky

e: indeed it is. really, is any less expected??

e: GOOD CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I NEED. sister dates, exploring atl with you babes, sleepovers, all of it pls and thanks. dude, fuckin' same. i feel like any minute the other shoe will drop and people will think i'm horrible and the pitchfork mob will show up. it's a shit ton of pressure. but i have no doubt that it'll pay off. after all, it's us.

e: british people are built differently, i think. we'll try the tea but i'm keeping my expectations LOWWW

e: i'll be ur sugar daddy AND your wife. bout to make everyone jealoussss of you!

[chloeben]

lentojauregui​:

Would you believe me if I told you that all I ate today was a bagel? To be honest it’s true even if you don’t believe me, I have had no energy to get up and get anything. I have just been laying here and watching Netflix, I did however just order some Italian from UberEats and it should be here soon.

C’mon, just a bagel? At least tell me you spiced it up a little, put some cream cheese or avocado on there. Or even a pizza bagel. Pizza bagels were given to us by the angels. Listen, sometimes it’s just one of those days, y’know? You gotta waste it in bed with the maximum amount of effort you exert being telling Netflix that you are in fact still watching. It’s a quality way to spend your day. What all were you watching?

[chloeben]

"Got everybody watchin' what I do. Come walk in my shoes and see the way I'm livin' if you really want to." MOBILE NAV

[chloeben]

iMessage: Blossom 💖

Chlo: ikr?? the chaos will be upon them and they don't even realize it

Chlo: listen i am hungry and Yana is hungry so i'm getting food and then we're all having a cute sister date ok ok

Chlo: i gotchu. and i agree. the biscoff cookies were like...never again, you know???

Chlo: uhh i expect a ring soon

e: chaos but fun chaos ✨ unless they keep us apart for too long, then it will be chaos chaos

e: sister dates pls 😩 my heart? god i'm so glad they casted us. like i'm hoping i don't fuck up an iconic role from people's childhoods (been having stress dreams abt it woohoo!) but even if i do, at least i'll still have u beauts

e: cookies are good. cookies are a delight that brings smiles to people's faces. those were NOT cookies, chlo-bird.

e: you'll get more than a ring, you'll get a rock. 14k or bust, babes.

[chloeben]

Dyed my hair red, switched up my zip code, was super pumped about taking a nap... and then I woke up to a total murder scene on my pillowcase. Apparently all the times I’ve dyed my hair have taught me nothing. Figure I’ll have to wash said sheets about a thousand times to get rid of the mess I didn’t even mean to make ( it’s one of my two talents ), so I get on Amazon, and lemme tell ya — some things should just come with the Surgeon General’s warning slapped across it, online shopping being one of them. The cart’s contents are currently ranging from laundry detergent to a new knife block to a mini air-hockey table. I need none of these things, yet I’m about to buy it all. Hi, I’m Chloe, and I’m weak as shit. Someone come talk me down from this madness, or promise me you’ll show up for my mini air-hockey tournament that I’ll have to hold to justify said purchase. Impulse shoppers, raise your glasses high.

( @hfrpstarters​ )

[chloeben]

iMessage: Blossom 💖

Chlo: HI BABY

Chlo: i know i saw you like 20 minutes ago but also like ???

Chlo: u know how needy i am always

Chlo: anyways what kinda food do you want i'm going to get something

e: HI BABYGIRL 💕

e: i don't know what these people expect -- they told us we were gonna work together so i thought it meant we'd be together every minute of every day. my dovely-dependent lil heart can't handle this nonsense.

e: going to get food? a woman after my own heart perhaps??? tbh i'll take anything at this point, all i've had today were those plane snacks and they were Not It. french fries maybe? i could go for some fries

e: thaaaaaanks sugar 😘 one of these days i WILL wife you up i promise

[agentoutofdiaz]

[chloeben]

tags.