Bite me

"No You can't get friendly with a Crocodile" Chloe Scarello. 17. Bisexual, not that it's any of you goddamn business. If you're looking to bum a smoke, you'd better go somewhere else unless I'm feeling particularly generous that day.

[stitch-with-a-glitch]

Yes, but that doesn’t mean you should just keep pushing yourself. What if one day you collapse because you pushed yourself too much? Then what?

[dramatic-fox]

Then I will get back up and try again

[stitch-with-a-glitch]

I don’t believe you should “get used to it.” Now sit.

[chloes-scar]

I’m not going to uncancer myself any time soon. But fine I’ll sit.

[stitch-with-a-glitch]

Well, sit down anyways. I don’t want to walk away, look back, and find you on the floor.

[chloes-scar]

I have one functional lung. I have to get used to it

[chloes-scar]

I’m fine, honestly. Just a dizzy spell. Not enough oxygen in the brain. 

[vengeanceofhook]

“Whatever.”

[chloes-scar]

You’re so snarky lately. 

You’re not getting laid, are you? Must be why you’re pissing about.

[chloes-scar]

.... But that’s none of my business

[william-morgan]

“Yes I do. Quite impressive, really.”

[chloes-scar]

I know a thing or two

[william-morgan]

[chloes-scar]

See how effective that was at shutting you up now?

[halfchewed-gus]

I won’t be able to hear it correctly though. Gotta have quality editing.

[chloes-scar]

[literally pulls his headphones off and smashes them]

Oh, sorry, looks like you might need another pair of those.

[stitch-with-a-glitch]

Will you take a chill pill? It’s just Green Day –and it’s their song September. It’s not like I’m doing a cover of Sleeping With Sirens or someone like them. And it’s an open courtyard. If you hate my singing move somewhere else or something.

[chloes-scar]

I don’t need you singing songs about dead parents alright? I’m trying to have a nice fucking day outside in the nice fucking weather.

Just- don’t.

[william-morgan]

[chloes-scar]

[william-morgan]

[chloes-scar]

[william-morgan]

I’m sure you could have come up with something if you tried, not that I’m complaining.

[chloes-scar]

Stop. Talking.

[halfchewed-gus]

I dunno, I mean. I’m pretty comfortable right here. Ad it’s my headphones making more noise. Editing takes a while.

[chloes-scar]

Can you at least lower the volume. I’m going mad.

[william-morgan]

Well, now you’re providing a better reason.

[chloes-scar]

How else was I supposed to shut you up. hm?

[william-morgan]

Why should I?

[chloes-scar]

Because I want some quiet

[william-morgan]

No.

[chloes-scar]

I should rephrase that. You’re going to shut up.