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I just learned my Milk's named

And suddenly I see how wonderful a font can be~

Maria

I just thought my milk said Maria.

And suddenly I learn

How bad my eyes are on fatigue~~

MARIA!

Say it loud

and I may sound crazy.

Giggle softly

and that's still a maybe

Maria~

This milk must be sold by Maria~~~

#misread #im tired #label #food lion #milk #expiration date #rambles #help #maria #west side story #maria west side story #fatigue

funkylittlebidiot

https://pin.it/J16294o

I’m very aware opening random links sent by anonymous tumblr users is usually a terrible idea but I’m curious by nature

This is a really solid theory and the best explanation I’ve ever seen

choasblast03

So we're ignoring the fact Tao literally describes Peering through time for centuries.... with the time stone....

Okay.

I refuse to do mental gymnastics around a swiss cheese plot made for some trite shock value.

He changed, from saying he'd let Tony and Peter die to saving them because he doesn't support ending lives. It wasn't a change, nor was it that drastic if you pay two cents of attention to Strange's solo film. He wasn't actually intending to let them die. He was being Stephen. A sarcastic sharp intellectual. He was establishing stakes and distancing as a safety mechanism. He's a doctor, it's not all that uncommon, and is even hinted at in his solo film. He's not going to shoot Quill for that reason either

People Assuming Strange is a dick because the majority of his solo film he's going through intense Trauma drives me up a frickin' wall. No he doesn't open up quickly, but he doesn't use new acquaintances like objects either.

#stephen strange #doctor strange #marvel #mcu #infinity war #avengers #and suddenly with Multiverse of madness all of my points have been nigh confirmed... go figure

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Source: MJ Hiblen

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“we’d like to get your blessing”

becausebirds

This is very important to us.

choasblast03

I hereby bless these birds' holy matromony. Let's build a service for these birds!

#birds #yo lets make sketches of the wedding party #lets make something fun

p1ss

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

furbearingbrick

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

sadistic-waffles

THE HOLY GRAIL OH MY GOD

gahdamnpunk

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

llamagoddessofficial

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

choasblast03

Why am I still laughing XD

hellyeahthomassanders

Life with the Crystal Gems is Tough ⭐️(Feat. Jennifer Paz, Deedee Magno Hall, Zach Callison, & Michaela Dietz) by Thomas Sanders

jumpingjacktrash

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN’T BREATHE

rhazshappyplace

I think i died

psychedelic-croutons

These vines are my life

lionesstaylor

i am on the fucking floor DYING

too-cool-for-facebook

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

speakswords

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

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tired-gay-bean

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

sandersstudies

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

salty-ironstrange-shipper

not enough of Stephen and Tony calling each other Doctor Stark and Mister Strange

salty-ironstrange-shipper

Tony, doing a Q&A:

“‘What’s something cute that Stephen and I do?’“ Tony thought about it. “Okay, this is kind of dumb. But ever since we got married, whenever Stephen’s in a bad mood or getting irritated, I just call him ‘Doctor Stark’. Immediately calms him down. He usually responds with, ‘Mister Strange’. I don’t think it’s gonna last.”

ironstrangeprompts

Prompt #407

Tony gets asked to speak at a prestigious college and finds himself quite taken by the Neurology Professor.

dracusfyre

“Even trying to get a complete picture of how the subject’s prosthetic limb required writing a new imaging program that could combine the results from x-rays, for the inorganic elements that were wired directly to his brain, and MRIs, CAT scans, and every other imagery machine we could think to point at him. Short of opening him up to take a look with our own eyes, the model created by the B.I.T.C.H.E.S. program is the best tool we have to study this incredible and incredibly immoral procedure.” Tony hit a button and a hologram of Bucky’s brain filled the air above him. The crowd of assembled neurologists made an appropriately awed murmur.

“Can you improve the resolution?” A voice called from the middle of the auditorium. “Or is this as good as it gets?”

Tony raised an eyebrow and tried to see the speaker past the spotlights pointed at him. “I recreate a human brain into a 3D, manipulative hologram with multiple layers that can be added or removed based on new scans, and you are asking if you can zoom in?” He asked incredulously. “It’s the same resolution as the average MRI.”

“But if this tool is going to be useful to expand neuroscientific understanding of how a brain can be manually rewired, like it was in this ‘subject’,” the man said, since everyone knew who the mystery subject was, “then we need to be able to see what’s happening on the cellular level with the neurons.”

“Short of opening up his skull and taking tissue samples around the sites where the inorganic material is embedded into his brain, I don’t know how you expect me to add that level of detail to this model.” The room was silent as if all of the gathered scientists and professors were holding their breath.

“I thought I read that you, in conjunction with a scientist from Wakanda, were making, I quote, “grand strides,” in the use of nanotechnology, which by definition are measured in nanometers. Creating an imaging nanocomputer seems like child’s play for someone like you. Or is your technology mostly for playing superhero?“

Only years of practice in public speaking kept Tony’s jaw from dropping. Not only from the sarcasm in the man’s voice, but because that’s actually a good goddamn idea and he was mad he didn’t think about it first. “And how would you propose getting the nanites through the blood-brain barrier?” He challenged the mystery man. “And why don’t you come up here so I can see you?”

A soft sound came up from the crowd as the man made his way from his seat and came up to where Tony was standing on the tiny stage in the university auditorium. This time Tony’s jaw did go slack as he looked up and up into sharp eyes the color of an early morning sky, cheekbones that could cut glass, and thick dark hair that was silvering at the temples. Tony went through 10 different stages of bisexual panic starting with “oh no he’s hot” and ending on “don’t fuck this up and look like an idiot.”

“Your questions make it clear that you haven’t seen that I recently published a paper with a groundbreaking technique I recently developed to do injections directly into the cranial cavity,” the man said, keeping his eyes on Tony’s with an intensity that was not doing anything to help with his bisexual panic. “I have narrowed the needle diameter to that of a human hair, which should still be more than enough to deliver the nanites.”

Damn, Dr. Sexy was right. Programming them to target the appropriate sites would be easy, and he would bet Shuri would have ideas for how to have the nanites break down so they could be excreted. “Well then I guess all that’s left to do is give you my number and we can talk about a collaboration,” Tony said with a smirk, then pushed the podium’s microphone down and to the side as he pulled a business card from his wallet. He scrawled his personal phone number on the back and handed it to Dr. Sexy. “Collaboration,” he said, tapping the phone number printed on the glossy sited. “Coffee or maybe dinner,” he added as he flipped it over to the side he’d written on. He held his breath, heart pounding, as Dr. Sexy studied the card.

Then, with a raised eyebrow and a faint smile curling his wide, narrow mouth, the man tucked the card into his pocket and held out his hand. “Dr. Strange,” he said as his long fingers wrapped around Tony’s hand with a strong, sure grip. “Let’s do both and see what happens.”

Tony smiled back at him, then the sound of scattered applause gradually growing stronger broke the spell. Tony squeezed Dr. Strange’s hand one last time before letting go, then, turning, they both waved at the crowd as Tony pulled the microphone back towards his mouth. “Looks like there’s always something new to learn, right? Special thanks to Dr. Strange for the proposed collaboration on B.I.T.C.H.E.S.,” he said, gesturing to Dr. Strange, who dipped his head at the applause as if it were his due, an arrogant bastard after Tony’s own heart. “And if you are interested in periodic updates on this project, please see my assistant at the end of the presentation.”

ironstrangeprompts

A fill for prompt #407!

Thank you @dracusfyre !

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dadstielkline

bruce: i think i’m gonna snee- ACHOO!!!

thor, an overprotective boyfriend: OH MY GOD, BRUCE!!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY????? DO YOU NEED A HOSPITAL????? ARE YOU DYING???? I CAN’T LOSE YOU, BRUCE!!!!! STAY WITH ME!!!!

[meanwhile]

tony: ACHOOOO

stephen: shut the fuck up tony, i’m trying to read.

choasblast03

Thor x bruce has been growing on me like a steady fungus for years.....