All My Chairs Are Gone

My mom says I’m the only AI allowed in the house.

[kaijuno]

[pudello]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[callunavulgaris]

I fell in love with this chicken on sight....and I knew I had to draw her. What an iconic, confused little lass.

[thelegendofsqam]

@cheerfullycatholic

[cheerfullycatholic]

She just wants to be a mom 😭

[hell-propaganda]

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

[hell-propaganda]

thank you hostage #3

[hell-propaganda]

Never before has the world seen such well behaved and cooperative hostages

[catsudeku]

this is great i'm gonna get a good grade in hostage

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[theartofanimation]

Jean-Baptiste Monge  -  https://www.amazon.com/Jean-Baptiste-Monge/e/B004MNWC9I  -  https://www.behance.net/JBMonge  -  https://twitter.com/jbmonge  -  http://jbmongestudio.tumblr.com  -  https://www.artstation.com/artist/jeanbaptistemonge  -  https://vimeo.com/jbmonge  -  https://www.facebook.com/jeanbaptiste.monge  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/StudioJBMongeGoblin  -  https://ca.linkedin.com/in/jbmonge  -  https://www.patreon.com/jbmonge  -  https://www.youtube.com/user/JBaptisteMonge  -  https://es.pinterest.com/jeanbaptistem  -  http://jbmonge.deviantart.com  -  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7380322  -  https://www.instagram.com/jbmongestudio

[ilikeit-art]

[tiktoksinspo]

[isekaididiot]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[edgar-allan-possum]

King Arthur and his knights did have plate armor several centuries ahead of its actual development because Merlin could see the future and he personally equipped the Knights of the Round Table with plate. That's also why they were such powerhouses, because they were using arms and armor way more advanced than what anyone else in the area had.

[irishironclad]

But also because it’s cool

[edgar-allan-possum]

Well, yeah, that goes without saying

[paladin-n-cleric]

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

[thebestoftumbling]

[freezer-full-of-icecream]

This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion

[goodinthestacks]

wow continuants wow

[continuants]

WOAHHHHHHHHHH

[adulthoodisokay]

Me: “Do you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?” Coworkers, immediately and loudly: “YES SEND IT NOW.”

[billiondollarblog]

I love cloud cat

[ploridafanthers]

that cat is wearing a functional neck ruff

hello elizabethan cloud cat keep up the good work

[beardedmrbean]

[dotcore]

Nintendo Pulp. by Ástor Alexander.

Available on Society6: Taken… Again, Twilight Gal and The Bounty Hunter.

Check out the artist’s Tumblr.

[giskie]

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[beardedmrbean]

I've enjoyed this bit o story since the first time I ever heard it, not only because it reinforces the fact that YES The Hobbit is a children's story, but it also lets us know that the Tolkien males are just like that.

___

My brother had the 50th anniversary printing, so this was something I'd read in the book when I stole it from him to read myself at 11 I think I was, maybe 10.

Also if it wasn't a kids book I imagine the trolls would have had more eloquent names than Tom, Burt, and Bill.