💍 //yolo
Send ‘💍’ for my muse to propose you your’s! selectively open
when oikawa had first introduced kuroo to iwaizumi, he’d been under the assumption there was unspoken chemistry there that meant hands off either of them.
what he didn’t realize until a ridiculously long amount of time later, is that oikawa was actively trying to hook them up . He hadn’t expected oikawa to even pay attention enough to kuroo swinging that way (although, it’s not like kuroo wasn’t obvious about it) to even think to push him together with his best friend .
So now here kuroo was, in the awkward but not necessarily unwanted situation of being pushed closer and closer to iwaizumi by an enthusiastic match maker that insisted ‘iwa-chan’ needed to get laid .
and kuroo might just be a little bit too much of a teasing shit to not mess around with the situation .
so whenever iwaizumi said something that matched up with an opinion or interest kuroo had, he made a dramatic exclamation that it was simple meant to be . the blocker was actually pretty surprised by how often that meant he was saying that, because it apparently turns out they have quite a bit in common .
the climax, however, was when iwaizumi finally said something that actually legitimately excited kuroo, and he decided to up the ante a bit .
taking iwaizumi’s hand and keeping a deathly serious face on, he uttered out a exaggeratedly breathless ❝marry me ❞ .
