Choko the bard

[fishingscam]

that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”

[genderkoolaid]

- Julian K. Jarboe, quoted in Something That May Shock and Discredit You by Daniel M. Lavery

[chillyfeetsteak]

Here's where they originally said it! And, with an icon I drew! We went to school together, I owe them a lot.

[chillyfeetsteak]

incidentally, from their website’s FAQ:

[retrofps]

[blackwoolncrown]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

[sonateharder]

I know I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

This is a thing humans do; you don’t have to be good at it to enjoy it.

[choko-bard]

New style of sex unlocked!:

JUNEBUG STYLE

Here's how to do it!

Perform doggy style with Minions: Rise of Gru playing in the background.

Enjoy! :)

[lindleland]

crying screaming throwing up. not hyperbole i literally feel physically ill this is absolutely horrible and i am genuinely distraught. which i fully appreciate is the intended reaction and it is fully earned. feeling a kind of genuine hatred towards kokichi that i have not felt in a fictional villain in a long time.

[choko-bard]

That's what I love about horse mode

[choko-bard]

Can you believe that it's finally here?

[choko-bard]

Hey! Remember when I said I had a YouTube channel?

Well I'm planning on doing livestreams later this year, but I'm debating if I should start a new channel for it or not. What would you guys prefer?

I'd rather you start fresh with a new channel.

I'd rather you rebrand your channel.

Voting ended onMar 19, 2023

Here's the same poll on my YouTube channel if you'd like. [^w^]

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Choko_Bard

Hi there, my name is [r̷e̷d̷a̷c̷t̷e̷d̷]. I make videos sometimes, but you don't have to watch them if you don't want to.

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

oh

[bunchamunchafaunus]

BODY

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

what the fuck is the joke here

[bunchamunchafaunus]

some

[obeliskandmetronome]

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[musicalhell]

Reblogging because there’s a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.

[trickster-archangel]

Help a newcomer, reblog Children’s Hospital Colour Theory

[g1-g3]

Hi! Your art style is really cute! Can you please draw gen 3 Minty with plush seams on her body and a super fluffy mane and tail? She's my favorite pony and I have a build a bear plushie of her. [^w^]

she is. so soft :)

[choko-bard]

SHE’S SO ADORABLE!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! [^w^]

[choko-bard]

Bringing this beautiful artwork back for Christmas. Have a very Minty Christmas everyone!

[milkywaystreetmagic]

ITS MINTY TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[deeslittlesoftie]

Minty fresh babies 💖🍭💚

[yodawgiheardyoulikeponies]

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[impurvyo-lunos]

after a little project i thought of either Candy Cane glisten’s cape or minty then though of the other. needless to say i knew i had to do it. it feels like it’s made for her

[milkywaystreetmagic]

Safe