"Wha----- that doesn't even make sense...!!!"
❝ Earth to Choromatsu-niisan: you are a HUGE walking turnoff. ❞
There was a SIGH, the youngest feeling like he should simply GIVE UP on helping his lost case of an older brother while he still had the chance.
Well – his brothers, ALL OF THEM, were lost causes (they were useless NEETs with near-to-no friends so no wonder) but the green-hooded’s constant need of questioning everything has always managed to get under the pink-hooded’s skin the easiest whenever he would come to ask him for advice (depending of the occassion it could range from ‘BEING ANNOYING’ to ‘BEING RAGE-INDUCING’) … but, hey, at least the older could sometimes swallow up his huge pride and admit that his baby brother was THE ONLY GUY HE KNEW THAT KNEW ABOUT GIRLS.
It wasn’t the first time he had to do this, but it never ceased to amaze the youngest every single time Choromatsu, THE SUPPOSED “FUTURE” OF THIS FAMILY, would come to HIM for advice on how to impress girls ( but it also made him feel FLATTERED – no, much more, IT MADE HIM FEEL VERY SATISFIED ) … not like he had any chances to actually impress a REAL girl but THEY WERE ALL VERY STUBBORN PEOPLE so why suspect that something (SOMETHING BIG) was going on in the third-born’s life ??
( Choromatsu ?? DATING A NON-FICTIONAL GIRL ?? Don’t make him laugh. )
❝ You need to be more CONFIDENT, that paranoia of yours is only going to BACKFIRE at you at some point. I bet that’s what makes you so utterly UNDATEABLE. ❞
HOW HARSH, but his brothers were sometimes too thickskulled like to get such things on their heads (Osomatsu lacks of a filter when he speaks, Karamatsu is too painful and tries too hard, Ichimatsu can’t even talk to someone without pulling his pants down, Jyushimatsu is too much for society itself … and Choromatsu ?? Choromatsu is the NEET version of a PARANOID CONSPIRANOIC) … No wonder they were all so flawed, DID ANY OF THEM EVER TRY TO GET OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE ?? At least he had the merit of having adapted to society, at least he hanged with OTHER PEOPLE besides his own brothers (if he was lucky with girls or not was a completely different deal).
❝ Loosen up a bit. You could be MORE LIKEABLE than you are right now if you tried, I’m sure – but you have to TRY.
If there’s a girl out there that likes you the way you are then you won’t need to be so worried, but you need to stop WASTING YOUR TIME belliting yourself, it’s annoying. ❞
Oh, HE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.
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