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Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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AnasAbdin
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noise dept.
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Janaina Medeiros
Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
if i look back, i am lost
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@chrisfunnyrp
JAMS THE DEBTS INTO HIS DOOR ROOM, AND RUNS THE FUCK AWAY.
The door crashes loudly in the wall as it is thrown open, fire of hell dancing in Allen’s eyes as he realizes he is too late and Chaoji is already running away.
“CHAOJI FUCKING HAN! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE IF YOU DON’T WANT ME KICKING IT INTO OBLIVION!”
And he’s marching down the path the poor man has taken, eyes glinting dangerously when he sees where Chaoji is from afar, breaking into a run.
silently slides more of cross gambling depts under Allen bedroom door and tries to be sneaky in tip toeing away.
There is a first a drawn out creaking noise as the door is open, then, too slow to be anything but purposeful, knuckles cracked one by one.
“I knew I sensed pain at my door~”
Sing-song voice, too sweet smile, a dark look given at the stack before silver eyes are fixed on Chaoji.
The smile widens. “And just where do you think you are doing?”
silently gives allen the debts accumulated by cross marian. more debts :D
“…”
“… Why?”
“Why me? Why you? Why those d-d-d-”
He can’t say it. He can’t. This cursed word. This cursed numbers.
“Shishou… I will make you eat those d-d-damn things until you choke. I will bring you back if I have to.”
Yes he still can’t say the word.
Yes, he is also staring at Chaoji now.
“Cha~O~Ji~! How nice of you to bring me these! You must want to help me so much! How about you come with me and deal with these. Mmh? It will be such a lovely training. I know it firsthand.”
Run, Chaoji, Run
Added context for even funnier knowledge: Chaoji-mun just replied to me and Chaoji is calling out for Allen as Nea has surfaced.
One guess to what Chaoji uses to call out.
I have more debts from Cross is the correct answer
Think I can wake my brother if I pat his butt? I would try with Allen, but it would sooner mean I’m a goner.
Nea, out of context (via sozotohakai)
I was checking my little funny save blog and I will have you all know I read it as “it would sooner mean i’m a boner.”
Boner. Nea the boner.
Help me
(via sozotohakai)
Think I can wake my brother if I pat his butt? I would try with Allen, but it would sooner mean I’m a goner.
Nea, out of context (via sozotohakai)
“I freeze Ass, I am Hellass-I mean Hell Ice. Damnit!”
Aryn, at crack-of-dawn during Skype chat. (via arynladyofice)
Today in I am Chris and half asleep but chatting anyway:
Jasdevi are Twinning tea confirmed
Photoship, when you photoshop to make your ship canon
(In which I typoed “twin” as “twing” and my first thought was “at least it wasnt twinning”)
(and photoship is just. raw typo)
And this just happened between me and @thenoahfamily and I am still laughing so much XD
Ti: OSDJDIJ I’M HERE SORRY I WAS EATING
Me: ITS OKAY I HOPE FOOD WAS FOOD OWO good i meant good “food was food” xD
Ti: FOOD WAS FOOD IT WAS FOOD
Me: IM CRYING x)
Ti: I HOPE IT WAS FOOD
Me:oh yeah i sure hope it was food (edited)
Ti: I sure I sure it was food
Me: you saw nothing >>
Ti: I SAW THAT
Of course last two were almost at the same time
Me, while we are having muses talk marriage: So how could we mix the names?
Allen, perking up: Well let's see some mixing of Walker and Mikk.
Us both: Milker.
Us, realizing what we just thought of: MILKER
And then me, laughing, telling Ti: Allen loves Mikk-Walker too but. Just. Milker.
And then again realizing: JUST MILKER WRITTEN INSTEAD OF JUST MARRIED
Save us: HELP US
Mispselling that ended up funny and kind of inside joke I have done:
-> Fried for friend, earned me nickname of fried friend
-> “He can shit” friend be like I’m sure he can but I think you meant shift
-> “Mepshito” for Mephisto, but now Allen is keeping that as nickname for Mephisto
Update: If Allen gets really annoyed, you can expect the variation of “Meepshito”
Mispselling that ended up funny and kind of inside joke I have done:
-> Fried for friend, earned me nickname of fried friend
-> “He can shit” friend be like I’m sure he can but I think you meant shift
-> “Mepshito” for Mephisto, but now Allen is keeping that as nickname for Mephisto
thenoahfamily:
“Good! You better! I thought it was pretty good, Dildo-chan! Glad you do and don’t like it.. I got more though! Shrimp, short stack, butt plug.. But Dildo-chan is my favorite~.”
“Oh please, do share.” Allen snickers at the other names, though he blinks and mouths, butt plug? before he’s breathing out a laugh again. “So basically, to you I’m a little walking sex toy? I certainly squeak like one.” He muses outloud.
thenoahfamily:
“Your full name will be Moyashi Dildo-chan.” He was surprised to hear the other laughing… It wasn’t what he was going for. He was hoping for annoyance. But at the same time, he was content, because he came up with a good name for Allen. But he’ll still call him Moyashi. “Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do. I’ll tell them if I want to, baka.”
He was way too amused to even mind the Moyashi. “I apologize and take back what I’ve said, you’re certainly creative. Moyashi Dildo-chan… This is both a nickname straight from hell and send from heaven. I cannot decide if I’m more amused or frustrated. Now that’s an accomplishment.”
It meant Devit didn’t totally miss the occasion to annoy Allen, but in this case, the white haired was both amused and annoyed, without any ability to settle on what to feel.
thenoahfamily replied to your post “The first Moyashi has Allen’s eye twitch. The second, then third, and…”
“Dildo-chan.. Cuz you’re a sex toy for Tyki.”-Devit
… Did he hear correctly? Allen seems blank for a moment. And then-
He’s laughing, genuine and almost startled, he even has to brush laughting tears off when he finally speaks again. His voice is still full of mirth, though. “You’ll kill me with laughters, if you use that with anyone else nearby. Can you imagine, their face? Please, for the love of everything, never explains why you choose that. Let them guess.” He snickers.
Who knew he could be such a little shit, even if he ends the one laughed at?
He also lowkey just allowed Devit to call Allen that. Dildo-chan.
The first Moyashi has Allen’s eye twitch. The second, then third, and it isn’t stopping-Allen’s eyes are twitching. Hand palming his head and trying to convince himself not to react more. Devit isn’t stopping.
Black aura start to ooze from Allen, at least the arrival of Beansprout, while still annoying, is less annoying than Moyashi. Then Devit almost sing that dread word again, Moyashi.
“Can’t you be more creative? Using someone’s else nickname for me, at least create your own!” And for good measure, Allen gives a middle finger at Devit. “I bet you can’t! Try to prove me wrong, Dev-chan.” Sticks his tongue out.
It broke Allen’s heart, to see how Tyki worried was.
THIS IS WHAT I JUST FUCKING WROTE
how Tyki worried was
end me i’m crying in laughter help
uno harde de insecty
First thing on my mind after writing harde instead of hard while laughing about choosing to write insecty (via sozotohakai)
