Chris Morphew

Mostly YouTube uploads. Maybe other things.

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This guy opens up his Happy Meal box. You won't BELIEVE what he finds inside. (Just kidding. It's a Happy Meal.)

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Are the robots coming for my job? To find out, I used Botnik's futuristic robot software to write a new chapter of The Phoenix Files, based on the text of the original books. I'd say the results were mixed.

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So I realise this stupid Logan Paul controversy has already been given way more than enough oxygen, but this video is less about Logan Paul and more about how the internet responds when somebody does something dumb and irresponsible and potentially harmful. Hope it's not just more noise.

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Soz for looking so sweaty and exhausted in the second half of the video. The room I was in did have an air conditioner but (because I am a total pro at YouTube and also life) I didn't realise it was off until after I'd finished filming. I hope to be back to my usual glamorous self in time for the next upload.

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This week, I learned what OOTD means. Also, I picked out some tiles and some Slurpee flavours.

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Follow this simple regiment and you too can be as beautiful as me.

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Recently, YouTube sent me an email informing me that I will no longer be able to use my YouTube channel to make money (which, P.S., will put a roughly $0 dent in my income levels) and it reminded me that I have a YouTube channel and that I haven't uploaded anything in nearly two years.

So anyway, in this video, I come out of YouTube retirement to tell you about some writing stuff and take you on a brief tour of my new apartment!