The grass is up your ass

...because the grass IS up your ass.

[chrissyvermeire]

We never had the real thing but sometimes we used to kiss. Back then we didn't understand - but we were proud of it.

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Can you get away with lying?

Don't lie. No one ever "gets away" with anything. You cannot twist the fabric of reality, without it snapping back. You might not notice what the lie cost you, because you aren't smart enough to put cause and effect together, particularly if the effect happens much later. But you don't get away with anything. Period. Ever. And neither does anyone else. You might be ignorant and arrogant enough to think you can bend the rules, but that just means you're ignorant and arrogant, not that you can break the rules.

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What the hell good is cake if you can’t eat it?

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Nervous

When you know, you know. Ya know?

[chrissyvermeire]

It’s happening, sweetheart

I love a silver fox.

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Baby girl, just a lil bit

My pants are unbuttoned just a lil bit My bra is unhooked just a lil bit

Now I want to nap at my desk just a lil bit

[chrissyvermeire]

Rock 'n roll all night

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Titleless

When I say I love my job What I’m really saying is I have a corner prison cell With a view of the ocean and a big screen television And I bend over for no one

But I’m still in jail, bitch. Let me out. 

[chrissyvermeire]

A rolling turtle does indeed gather moss.

[chrissyvermeire]

whoever you are come travel with me!

Traveling with me you find what never tires