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[sabyaasachi]

Disney Princesses with a little Desi twist 💫 Model: Hamel Patel

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[babyanimalgifs]

this video always cheers me up

[realifedreamgirl]

okay, this is SO DISGUSTING, if you’re a makeup lover or a person that shop at ULTA, PLEASE READ THIS because you could be buying USED products.

she also said this: “for the girls saying it might just be my store, I can’t speak for every store but that’s why I posted screenshots of other girls sharing their experience as well. girls I don’t even know , it completely different states have told me their stores are doing the same!”

there’s many other people dming and quoting her on twitter saying the same if you want to check out her page for more information!

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR MAKE UP BEFORE PURCHASING!

[regardstosoulandromance]

twitter user @ likewatercress speaks the truth

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

[ruinedchildhood]

Laura Dern at the 2018 Golden Globes

[chrishallbeck]

Spider. patreon.com/chrishallbeck

[prof-grace-aspen]

You laugh but it have a story.

Girl Scout camp, 2011. I’m a counselor in southern Florida. Some campers come to me in the middle of the night.

“There’s a spider in our cabin!”

It’s southern Florida so yeah, there’s definitely spiders in their cabin. Way more spiders than they can see. Mostly huntsman spiders, which are harmless but definitely on the Big, Brown and Terrifying side (if you’re scared of spiders). The problem of course is that they are fast as hell, so even if I manage to kill THIS spider, there are five more ready to take its place.

Fortunately, the spider saved the day. I go to look at it as it sits on the ceiling haloed by my flashlight and realize…

“Girls, look. She’s got babies just like Charlotte! You don’t want me to kill Charlotte, do you!?”

“NO! Don’t kill Charlotte!”

I leave and go back to sleep. The next morning the campers inform me they’ve named every spider in their cabin. Sweet.

[bitchbettergivemesomedick]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

[horsegirlkj]

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This is unreal

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THE MUSIC

[undateableblackgirl]

John Mayer giving vocals to this white on white crime.

[madmanwithaband]

The song is killin me hahaha

[purplelittlemermaid]

Lol I love this song

[zankiegrance]

“If I was gay…” and “I’m not gay but….” by Zachary Colin Rance

[neongenesisevangaylion-deactiva]

no homo level 1,000

[staggot]

this is honestly the funniest thing i have ever seen 

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[cheia]

They’ve taught me how to be a classy lady as well as a caring mother.

Andy Samberg on what lessons he has learned from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (via smolsamberg)

[captainheroism]

happy new year, tumblr!

[fuckblast]

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

[theparkswing]

[billy-hixx]

#I’m Baby