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Can we normalize keeping your bf in Pampers?
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a lot of you have mistaken unbridled and honestly vile serophobia for safe sex advocacy lol
stop calling people "clean" or "dirty," stop calling people stupid for having had unsafe sex or otherwise contracted an STI, stop fearmongering and playing up your disgust for a type of illness that the majority of people will contract at some point in their life, stop acting like regular testing isn't something that many many responsible people engage in, stop treating STIs as a moral taint and not a class of overwhelmingly curable (and in other cases manageable with treatment) infections, it is beyond obvious that this is less about genuine care for others and more about keeping alive the same smug sense of self-satisfaction that's been carrying you since middle school health class
i genuinely worry seeing how some of you talk about protection (which, to be clear, is great!) as the sole ward against a universally life ruining illness. if you're sexually active then it's more likely than not that at some point in your adulthood you or one of your partners will get a positive on a panel, when this happens the most likely outcome is that recent partners get phone calls and then everyone at significant risk goes into a clinic and gets a shot in the arm that kind of stings and then you don't have unprotected sex for like a week. ymmv depending on the infection and your relationship style and status. protection is cheap and a great option to reduce worry in your life but you are doing nothing to advocate its use by talking about STIs in the same fire-and-brimstone way your that your abstinence-only gym/sex ed teacher did
If you're late 20s thinking life is over at 30, let me tell you that I'm midway through and my 30s have been my best decade to date. Your life isn't over because you're turning 30 without having it all figured out. Your 30s are where you really get to be you.
Good boys belong in Pampers ~âĄ
perfect sexual relationship: i objectify him and he loves it
Diaper humiliation.
I know, I know. You're picturing a big, dramatic scene where I pull down your pants, spank you into submission, tape you into a thick diaper and lock it into place.
You know what's so much more delicious to me? Diaper humiliation as routine. As lifestyle. As background noise.
You come home from work and swap out your house keys for a big pacifier, which you clip to your collar. You pull out your phone as you walk to the living room, casually removing your pants and underwear with your other hand. You lie down on the floor and spread your bare legs in the air, assuming the expected position as you submissively wait for your nightly diaper. Your legs dangle there stupidly as you suckle and scroll.
I let you dawdle like that for a minute or two before coming to oil and powder your bottom. You tell me about your day, drooling a bit through your paci, and I tell you about mine. I fold up the diaper nice and tight against your waiting bum and seal it.
No scene. No roleplay. No taunting or threats. Peeing in diapers and sucking pacifiers are just your everyday home life, as much as Netflix and takeout would be for a normal couple.
Because every once in a while, when you're not expecting it â as you're waddling to the kitchen in your soggy pampers or feeling a rope of drool ooze onto your dinner bib â it hits you like a ton of bricks: What a silly diapered dummy you are! When did being drooly, padded, and humiliated become so natural to you? So unremarkable? Your face will get hot, you'll feel squirmy in your tummy, and it will be so delicious, because it came out of nowhere.
Make it routine.
saturday morning with lil bug đđ»
(a work of md/lb fiction. all characters are consenting adults!!! yall idk why im just in my mommy feels rn. i just want to play in a garden with a lil guy!!!)
i woke up first, sun pouring into the bedroom.
i looked over to see sam still asleep, hair a mess, eyelashes fluttering, drool pooling under his mouth. his favorite teddy bear, bean, held tightly in his arms.
the juxtaposition of those strong, tattooed arms against his cute little dinosaur onesie and teddy bear drove me crazy.
my heart seized when i looked at him. my little guy. the fact that he trusted me enough to be so little, so vulnerable, so reliant on me made me melt with affection.
i kissed the top of his head, deciding to let him sleep in a bit longer while i cooked breakfast. saturdays were for cartoons and pancakes. a very important ritual in our home.
soon, coffee was brewing and the windows were open, letting in sunshine and fresh air and the sound of birds chirping.
i poured myself a cup of coffee, then got sammyâs sippy cup ready. he liked orange juice in the morning, so i poured his cup full of juice and put it in the fridge.
i got started on making pancakes when i heard a sleepy voice say âmommy?â
i looked up to see my boy shuffling into the kitchen in his onesie. his diaper was so swollen between his legs that it was forcing him to waddle. he was still holding his teddy, bean.
âhi baby,â i said, pulling him into my arms for a hug. my hand naturally started to run down his back, towards his very squishy diaper. i gave the padding a squeeze, causing him to whine and bury his face in my neck. âuh oh, the sog monster visited someone last night. you need a change soon, huh?â
he whined again. ânot yet, mommy. bean said i could wait.â
âoh, bean said so, huh? is bean the one changing you when you leak in that cute onesie of yours?â
he blushed. ânoâŠâ
âbean, respectfully, you have no authority here,â i said in a silly voice, addressing bean. this made sam giggle and blush even more.
i rubbed his back in a soothing rhythm. âhowâd you sleep, sweet boy?â
âgood, mama.â
âyou sleep so well when you have a soggy diaper against your lil boy parts, donât you?â
âheyyyyy.â sam covered his face with his hands, but he couldnât hide his blush.
âitâs true. mommyâs noticed.â
âokay, maybe itâs a little true. it just feels so good n comfy.â
i reached down to cup the front of his diaper and give it a few little pats. i could already feel him getting hard through the squishy padding. he would have to wait until i helped him with that.
âyou were a drooly boy too when i woke up.â i told him, wiping his mouth gently with my thumb. âsnorin and droolin like a little monster.â
ââm not a monster, mom!â
âcouldâve fooled me.â i ruffled his curly hair. âyou ready for your morning sippy, lil monster?â
the promise of his sippy cup was enough for him to nod sweetly and say âcan i watch adventure time while i drink it?â
âhow do we ask, lil one?â
he blushed. âplease?â
âvery good. of course you can, go get comfy on the couch with bean.â
i started the pancakes, watching from the kitchen as sam laid on the couch, half drinking his juice, half playing with bean while cartoon network played on the tv.
âsammy would you like chocolate chip, blueberry, or plain pancakes?â
he paused his drinking. âblueberry please.â
i finished cooking the pancakes, and brought over two plates. one regular plate for me, and one dinosaur plate for sam. i had cut his pancakes up into little bite sized pieces.
we sat on the floor, using the coffee table as our breakfast table. i sipped my coffee, watching sam giggle and drink his juice.
after we finished eating, i gathered up the dishes.
âscreen timeâs over, baby. would you like to sit in the sun room while mommy does these dishes? and then i can get that soggy diaper changed?â
the sun room was our favorite room in the house- almost all windows and full of plants, it let in so much sun and light, it felt like being in a magical garden.
in the center of the sunroom was a playmat and a big basket of samâs toys. dragons and dinosaurs and wooden blocks. all low-stimulating and comforting.
âyeah mommy, iâll go play.â sam agreed, plopping down on his tummy in the sunroom.
from the kitchen, i watched as he started to build a tower out of blocks and play with his little dragons. it looked like he was building a moat around it.
the sunlight illuminating my sweet boy and his magical kingdom he was building. i wished i could freeze this moment and escape to it whenever i wanted.
i finished up the dishes, and grabbed the stuff for a diaper change, making my way back to the sunroom.
when i walked in, sammy was squatting in the corner, eyes squeezed shut as he softly grunted. i knew that pose. i leaned in the doorway, unable to hide my smile as i watched.
a few more grunts, and then he reached back to curiously pat the back of his diaper, weighed down by his mess. when he saw me in the doorway, he blushed.
âmom, stop.â he hid his face, blushing like crazy. he sat down on his knees, careful not to squish his messy diaper.
âwhat did you do, lil guy?â i asked him, laying out the changing mat and getting all my supplies ready.
ânothing,â he said quietly. bean was back in his hands, and he was squeezing him tightly.
ânothing? that didnât look like nothing to me. can you try again? or do i need to ask bean?â
his cheeks burned and he rubbed his eyes. âi pooped.â
âyou pooped in your diaper? thatâs okay, little bug, thatâs what theyâre for, remember?â
he nodded, standing up and walking over to hug me. he buried his face in my boobs. it seemed he was having some big feelings about going number 2 in his diaper, but i knew how to handle this.
âbaby, i have an idea! how about we change you outside in the garden? does that sound nice?â
he nodded, rubbing his eyes again. âyes please mommy.â
âthatâs my lil adventurer!â
i laid the picnic blanket down in a sunny spot in the grass, then put the changing mat on top of it. a light breeze blew through the garden as i helped sam lay down on the mat. bean was glued to his hand.
he kicked his legs up for me while he laid back, eyes closed, enjoying the sun.
âisnât it nice out here?â i asked, undoing the snaps on his onesie.
he nodded âmom, after this can i help you water the plants? and maybe we can make bug houses again?â
âthat sounds like a perfect day, lil bug.â
i shimmied the onesie up his waist, revealing his very full diaper.
âoh my goodness, itâs a miracle you didnât leak! next time, mommy really needs to change you first thing in the morning.â
i undid the tapes on the diaper and opened it up to inspect the damage.
âit was a big messy day, huh?â
âsorry.â sam blushed.
âdonât apologize, silly. i love changing you, no matter how stinky.â
sam giggled as i folded up the messy diaper and got to work on cleaning him up.
i half had the mind to turn on the garden hose and wash him off wild-boy style, but he was being so sweet n soft, i didnât want to disrupt that.
âall clean!â i announced. ânow, sam, im trusting you to be a big kid today and wear a pullup. does that sound reasonable to you?â
he nodded. âiâm big!â
i decided not to remind him that he just made a poopy diaper five minutes ago. instead i just ruffled his hair, and helped him slide on a pullup.
âsuch a big boy.â i admired, patting his cute lil bottom. âletâs go get dressed, kiddo. and then should we go make bug houses?â
sam nodded excitedly, and i followed him back into the house.
tired of your partner getting too loud and angry while gaming?
try pacifiers!
pacifiers not only help keep them quiet by not letting them shout but also give them something to bite down on to help relieve tension and stress.
if they refuse, claiming pacifiers are âtoo childishâ there is always the pacifier gag option as well (and if they are getting that upset at games, they have no right to claim to be an adult in the first place).
thank you all for coming to my ted talk
When you stop and think about it, a diaper is a kind of thirst trap. Idk what to caption this. Anyone wanna help me?
should I post one of my diaper thirst traps?
just so you know, if you ask for it, youâre going to have to humiliate me about it too
there's something endearingly sweet about a little girl who doesn't think she's going to be messing in her diapers. what did you think was going to happen, you silly little thing? a little girl in pull-ups might be big enough to use the potty for that, if she's good, and asks nicely. but you? when I said little girls in diapers don't get to use the potty, did you think I didn't mean it? I know it's gross, dummy. I know you don't like it. that's the point. did you think this cute padding was just for looks? did you really not realize what you were signing up for? quit begging, princess. the answer is no. that's what your diapers are for.
Diaper Update
not only did I completely soak my diapers last night (my bed wouldâve been RUINED) but I was forced to keep them on all morning, and did my morning pushies in my soaked overnight diapers too. I donât think Iâm anywhere near ready for potty training
boyfriend who's a girlfriend
this, but also I like her outfit
more of you should be wearing diapers
ok
(walks to my stash to grab a diaper and some powder)