Christoph Paul

#humor #author and #poet. I like cats, basketball, books, and the Gilmore Girls. 

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Coming soon from CLASH Books! 

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This is a really good strip club song

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The Anarchist Kosher Cookbook

Drop your dreidel and feast your eyes on the Anarchist Kosher Cookbook! Maxwell Bauman's debut collection of strange Jewish-themed stories will shock and entertain with a modern twist on burning bushes, virgin ghosts, leviathans, Baphomitzvahs, and how to create your own golem to fight off Neo Nazis

OUT NOW FROM CLASH BOOKS! 

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She reads well 

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When I don’t give Khadija extra treats she sits by her food bowl to protest. #Cats #passiveaggressive

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My cat loves drinking out of Mandy De Sandra’s My Starbucks Secular Coffee Cup Fucked The Christmas Spirit Out of Me cup

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Political Entertainment is a Hell of a Drug

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Mandy De Sandra keeps Handless Jesus company and teaches him about Gnosticism. #newage #TheDemiurge #bizarro

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Jacked!

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Curb Your Enthusiasm is good for soul.

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This cat is me when I look at Twitter in 2017

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The most New Hampshire picture I have ever taken #druginfestedden

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The Dolphins won! Khadija and I are so happy! #finsup🐬🏈🌴🌊

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Vermont

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March of the Pigs 🐖

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Lol #neoliberalism #jomentum #druginfestedden (at New Hampshire)

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We are heading out to our monthly Illuminati New Hampshire meeting. Praise the Light Bringer!