it's terminal

there is no known cure

[chronic-chad-syndrome]

discovering in the waymo I have unironic family-induced nickelback trauma

[chronic-chad-syndrome]

imagining a linkedin pregnancy announcement... new q4 deliverable!

[evilwizard]

if ur ever getting married, can i crash ur wedding

if i see a single tumblrina at my wedding im shooting the priest and then myself

[vioventures]

arent you a tumblrina? technically?

[evilwizard]

im being bullied

[grumfy]

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

[snugglesquiggle]

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

[chronic-chad-syndrome]

the devil works hard but jane street linkedin recruiters work harder

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

kids these days are just too busy being gay to go on my perilous wizard quests

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

always on that damn phone instead of my perilous wizard quests

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Fine. Quests will be more ‘gay’ now.

Go slay

the dragon and

Queen!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Hot single

combatants

In your area! Finish him~ 😜💀

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Doomed romance* with the tyrant duke?!

(*because you are going to kill him)

Yes please!*

(*because I want you to please kill him)

[segamascott]

[rabbitscreams]

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

[troublerats]

Me every time I’m faced with a minor inconvenience

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[skopostheorie]

Posts about Mario made by non-fans that I mentally quote all the time

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[myspace]

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

[papayajuan2019]

call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off

[retrogamingblog2]

[cannibalchicken]

[pret-boy]

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.