Turn ons-
Dudes who ONLY get off to bate vids.
Dudes who feed their cockbrains near nonstop with MASTURBATION information.
Dudes who believe MASTURBATION is the best sex.
Dudes who reject all forms of penetrative sex.
Dudes who are cock proud- not losers because they are chronic solosexuals.
Dudes who don’t want to jack me, because they’re totally interested in jacking themselves.
Dudes who encourage me to get deeper into my DICK.
Dudes who wear cockrings and love poppers.
Dudes who genuinely spit, drool, and cockbabble, when cocklust has taken over.
Dudes who don’t give a fuck where their sperm lands and don’t bother to clean it up.
Dudes who masturbate in public.
Dudes who believe that stroking DONG, playing with PENIS, having WIENER SEX is their primary goal is life.














