Favorite Burp Scenarios
Burps be fab. We all acknowledge this, yes? But what are some of your favorite idea scenarios for a big hearty burp? The ones that, when you see, just get you going? These are some of mine:
The Soda / Beer Chug: This is when a character dips their head back and chugs either a can or bottle of soda like it’s the end of times. Their throat bobs in and out rapidly as they drain the contents within record setting times. Then, they pull the can or bottle from their lips, now that it’s been drained clean. They gasp breathlessly after doing so, and almost immediately let out a huge, wall rattling belch, before sighing with immense relief and grinning smugly. Alternatively, if they’re chugging a much larger quantity of soda, like say a 2-3 liter bottle, then they’re dipping their head back, chugging as much as they can. Every so often, when they gotta stop to take a breather, they let out a couple of big, deep sounding burps, gasp breathlessly, and go back to chugging. All the while, as they chug, their stomach starts to bloat out little by little. And every time they need to stop and catch their breath, they’ll let out wet, gutteral burps, and the occasionally hefty and loud belch; the kinds that bring immense relief and make more room for soda. And finally, when it’s done, they toss their large bottle aside, lean back, rest their hands atop their now bloated belly and let out the mother of all hefty, huge sounding belches, exhausted, but satisfied.
Stuffed: This is the basic eat til stuffed scenario. This is the glutton who has stuffed their faces and stuffed their guts beyond capacity until it’s big and round. And once it is, our gluttonous boi leans back and lets out a long, loud belch to punctuate the end of their meal, and follow it up by giving their bloated belly a proud, firm pat of satisfaction.
Overstuffed: This is kind of a followup to either scenario above really, but mainly the latter, where our gluttonous boi ate way too much and is paying the price for it in the form of a gnarly bellyache. So, someone, whoever really, sets them back, lifts their shirt up and starts gingerly rubbing that big aching belly. This eventually leads to a few burps being worked up, and the conclusion that the stomachache is the result of too much pressure being stuck in their belly. So, our little bellyrubber takes to kneading a little more firmly into the stomach and steadily works out progressively larger, heftier sounding belches until an eventual slew of utterly monstrous burps explode from our boi’s rippling lips. When it ends, the bellyache subsides in favor of immediate and immense relief, as our boi groans contently, with their tongue hanging out of their mouth, and eases back while the other person continues gingerly rubbing their belly, occasionally working up a few smaller burps now that vast majority of pressure has been released.
Showing Off: This is a scenario for our young hotshots or hotheads. Someone who has talent and likes to show off, whether everyone around them likes it or not. So, even on an empty stomach, they gulp down a bunch of air and work up some big, hefty sounding belches. Occasionally, they’ll gulp down too much air, making their stomach hurt a little. So they stop, grimace and rub their slightly puffy stomach in discomfort until it works up a huge, wall-rattling belch, resulting in them sighing with relief, patting their stomach proudly, and grinning smugly back at the person they’re annoying. Sometimes, they’ll chug soda to get the extra fuel if they need additional gas.
