Fat-Assed Slut Stories

Writing and character art go here!  (I'm no artist, just a writer.  But I commission folks when I can!)  Check the "my words" tag for things I've written! Mega-dongs and hills of ass abound here, among a hell of a lot of other Seriously Kinky Stuff.  Open non-mobile page for a link to a full list of tags, as well as a character list. || loving boyfriend of @builtlikeastone :D ||

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To be clear, though: if you can still send asks here (is that even possible with the censorship nonsense?) then I'll still answer them! Fuckin' love talking about my boys, and it sometimes leads to little horny drabbles too lmao

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Alternatively there's always curiouscat! Those get posted to twitter, but you get the bonus of having a record you can actually peruse instead of tumblr throwing a fit anytime it's asked for anything.

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To be clear, though: if you can still send asks here (is that even possible with the censorship nonsense?) then I'll still answer them! Fuckin' love talking about my boys, and it sometimes leads to little horny drabbles too lmao

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lmao that update post aged like milk huh

well! I'm on twitter, if nothing else. I've been posting sticky fic as screencaps (or a cover pic with a link attached) in my media tab there b/c twitter only recognizes images as being worth your time

so go check me out there! I'm sure you'll enjoy all the fat-assed himbo whores lmao, because boyf and I have certainly made quite a few new characters in four years 6u9💖

[arwyen-nyx]

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I followed you on Twitter but now I'm blocked. Did I do something wrong?

dunno who you are!

but! I only ever block people if they check off at least one item on this list:

the account holder is under 18

they make, like, or retweet racist/sexist/transphobic/homophobic comments

they make, like, or retweet porn involving people or characters that are underage (regardless of excuses like appearance or art style)

that's it! that's all. that's literally all there is to it.

If I'm mistaken, then feel free to correct me. I'd very much like to be wrong, since it means there's one less disgusting person in the world. Otherwise...go fuck yourself I guess, racist/pedo! 6u9;

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HERE’S THE SKINNY, Y’ALL

or the thicc, anyways

I’m gonna keep doing my thing and posting here, BUT I’m also gonna be on twitter and dreamwidth and wordpress (for as long as they’ll have me)

Twitter is a good way to just flat-out talk to and interact with me:  https://twitter.com/AlokhTorgud    There’s also CuriousCat, for questions about my characters in lieu of asks and the like: https://curiouscat.me/cumguts

WordPress is currently just an exact replica of my current tumblr blog as it stands, just in case something actually does happen or in case all the commissioned artwork of my characters gets taken down: https://bigbuttscumguts.wordpress.com/

and DreamWidth seems like a decent place to host my fics, character profiles, and anything else that strikes my fancy.  it also looks like a good place to leave comments on stories, ask questions about characters, and other good stuff.  might start a hyper bara community there too in a day or two, we’ll see.  in the meantime, i’m going to be slowly uploading character profiles (with relevant art, natch) and old fics and ask-answers as I work through my backlog and await Tumblr’s End:  https://cumguts.dreamwidth.org 

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HEY FUCKIN’ UPDATE

pillowfort came through and i’ve got an account there now, and honestly? holy shit it’s kind of already everything i’ve ever wanted from tumblr

anyways here’s the link there too: https://www.pillowfort.io/cumguts

i’ve got a first post there briefly explaining that i’m gonna be a little radio silent for about a month, since i’ll be traveling with boyf truth be told i would really like to get a holiday fic done before i hop on a plane in a few days here b/c i had a fun idea, but chances of that happening are honestly pretty slim.

[cumguts]

HERE’S THE SKINNY, Y’ALL

or the thicc, anyways

I’m gonna keep doing my thing and posting here, BUT I’m also gonna be on twitter and dreamwidth and wordpress (for as long as they’ll have me)

Twitter is a good way to just flat-out talk to and interact with me:  https://twitter.com/AlokhTorgud    There’s also CuriousCat, for questions about my characters in lieu of asks and the like: https://curiouscat.me/cumguts

WordPress is currently just an exact replica of my current tumblr blog as it stands, just in case something actually does happen or in case all the commissioned artwork of my characters gets taken down: https://bigbuttscumguts.wordpress.com/

and DreamWidth seems like a decent place to host my fics, character profiles, and anything else that strikes my fancy.  it also looks like a good place to leave comments on stories, ask questions about characters, and other good stuff.  might start a hyper bara community there too in a day or two, we’ll see.  in the meantime, i’m going to be slowly uploading character profiles (with relevant art, natch) and old fics and ask-answers as I work through my backlog and await Tumblr’s End:  https://cumguts.dreamwidth.org 

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HEY FUCKIN’ UPDATE

pillowfort came through and i’ve got an account there now, and honestly? holy shit it’s kind of already everything i’ve ever wanted from tumblr

anyways here’s the link there too: https://www.pillowfort.io/cumguts

i’ve got a first post there briefly explaining that i’m gonna be a little radio silent for about a month, since i’ll be traveling with boyf truth be told i would really like to get a holiday fic done before i hop on a plane in a few days here b/c i had a fun idea, but chances of that happening are honestly pretty slim.

[cumguts]

HERE’S THE SKINNY, Y’ALL

or the thicc, anyways

I’m gonna keep doing my thing and posting here, BUT I’m also gonna be on twitter and dreamwidth and wordpress (for as long as they’ll have me)

Twitter is a good way to just flat-out talk to and interact with me:  https://twitter.com/AlokhTorgud    There’s also CuriousCat, for questions about my characters in lieu of asks and the like: https://curiouscat.me/cumguts

WordPress is currently just an exact replica of my current tumblr blog as it stands, just in case something actually does happen or in case all the commissioned artwork of my characters gets taken down: https://bigbuttscumguts.wordpress.com/

and DreamWidth seems like a decent place to host my fics, character profiles, and anything else that strikes my fancy.  it also looks like a good place to leave comments on stories, ask questions about characters, and other good stuff.  might start a hyper bara community there too in a day or two, we’ll see.  in the meantime, i’m going to be slowly uploading character profiles (with relevant art, natch) and old fics and ask-answers as I work through my backlog and await Tumblr’s End:  https://cumguts.dreamwidth.org 

[cumguts]

HEY FUCKIN’ UPDATE

pillowfort came through and i’ve got an account there now, and honestly? holy shit it’s kind of already everything i’ve ever wanted from tumblr

anyways here’s the link there too: https://www.pillowfort.io/cumguts

i’ve got a first post there briefly explaining that i’m gonna be a little radio silent for about a month, since i’ll be traveling with boyf truth be told i would really like to get a holiday fic done before i hop on a plane in a few days here b/c i had a fun idea, but chances of that happening are honestly pretty slim.

[cumguts]

HERE’S THE SKINNY, Y’ALL

or the thicc, anyways

I’m gonna keep doing my thing and posting here, BUT I’m also gonna be on twitter and dreamwidth and wordpress (for as long as they’ll have me)

Twitter is a good way to just flat-out talk to and interact with me:  https://twitter.com/AlokhTorgud    There’s also CuriousCat, for questions about my characters in lieu of asks and the like: https://curiouscat.me/cumguts

WordPress is currently just an exact replica of my current tumblr blog as it stands, just in case something actually does happen or in case all the commissioned artwork of my characters gets taken down: https://bigbuttscumguts.wordpress.com/

and DreamWidth seems like a decent place to host my fics, character profiles, and anything else that strikes my fancy.  it also looks like a good place to leave comments on stories, ask questions about characters, and other good stuff.  might start a hyper bara community there too in a day or two, we’ll see.  in the meantime, i’m going to be slowly uploading character profiles (with relevant art, natch) and old fics and ask-answers as I work through my backlog and await Tumblr’s End:  https://cumguts.dreamwidth.org 

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What's DreamWidth?

A different blogging site.  Apparently the structure is similar to LiveJournal?  But the difference is that they’re not pissy about nsfw content.  

The thing that turns most people off seems to be that A.) there’s only a very, very limited image hosting service, so if you’re an artist who wants to post pics then it’s a better idea to either post things somewhere like imgur and use that to have them in your DW blog posts, or otherwise just conduct your business elsewhereB.) it appears to have a decided slant towards fan content and roleplay, with a certain amount of insularity in communities.

the style of the site involves personal “journals” (just blogs by a different name) with larger “communities” (collections of blogs that function sort of like clubs?) centered around a particular interest, where people can display/follow content and reply to posts pretty easily

either way it’s a good place to host my fiction where people can see it without needing to make an account or whateverit’s just also tempting to create a hyper bara “community” there and see who might wanna join

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An Open Question:

Hey if I opened a DreamWidth and made something like a Kinky Hyper Bara community (in addition to posting my fics and such there), would y’all want that?

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Just in case it wasn’t obvious:  I’m looking for actual replies.  Likes are nice, but they don’t necessarily tell me much.

And, y’know, it’s worth mentioning that I’ll probably still be posting my fics here to tumblr anyways.  Tumblr’s huge ban is on visual nudity, so my written smut is apparently fine.   It’s just that with all the artists gone, the prevailing mindset is inevitably going to be “tumblr is dead”, so I don’t expect people to stick around.

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An Open Question:

Hey if I opened a DreamWidth and made something like a Kinky Hyper Bara community (in addition to posting my fics and such there), would y’all want that?

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Now we know for sure all adult content is leaving Tumblr, how's your Wordpress coming along?

Did you know that wordpress just has a button that says “import your whole-ass tumblr blog” and it actually works?  Like, dang.

I’ve been busy with other things lately, so I still need to do a little cleaning (remove repeat posts, add and update the list of characters, add individual posts for the older stories that only existed on the other blog, etc), but like...here’s the link in the meantime, y’all.  Better that you have it here and now Just In Case, yeah?

https://bigbuttscumguts.wordpress.com/

(because some asshole took plain old “cumguts” before me.  he isn’t even DOING anything with the name, can you believe it?)

also here’s my twitter again, just in case y’all want/need it: https://twitter.com/AlokhTorgud

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Just A Little Crush(ed)

LMAO I HAVEN’T POSTED ANYTHING IN FOREVER i’m super wrapped up in like six different things r/n on top of struggling against myself and seasonal depression, and all that jazz c’est la vie, really.  s h r u g.

ANYWAYS.  here’s a short thing i wrote a few months ago (and touched up in the last day or so) for my buddy @dens-dirt of his super cute minotaur dude Balt and my sweet, sweet moron adventurer Clint.  funny thing about this one: there’s not a single dick in sight.  entirely safe for work.  weird, right?  it’s fun though, i promise.  

Keep reading

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Just A Little Crush(ed)

LMAO I HAVEN’T POSTED ANYTHING IN FOREVER i’m super wrapped up in like six different things r/n on top of struggling against myself and seasonal depression, and all that jazz c’est la vie, really.  s h r u g.

ANYWAYS.  here’s a short thing i wrote a few months ago (and touched up in the last day or so) for my buddy @dens-dirt of his super cute minotaur dude Balt and my sweet, sweet moron adventurer Clint.  funny thing about this one: there’s not a single dick in sight.  entirely safe for work.  weird, right?  it’s fun though, i promise.  

“You’re sure you don’t know?”  Clint was leaning forward and peering at the markings on the wall of the tomb.  He had his thumb and forefinger wrapped around his chin in thought, as if staring harder would help him solve this mystery.

“N-no, sorry...”  Balt’s fluff-tipped cow tail was wrapped around one leg sheepishly, his similarly fuzzy ears drooping downward as his gaze fell.  One of his enormously beefy arms reached across his torso to grasp his other thick tricep tightly, a subconscious attempt to become as small as he felt right now.

“Well...darn.”  Clint stood upright again and put his hands on his extra-broad hips where they met his obscenely tiny waist, sighing with disappointment.  “Guess we’re at a dead end, then.”

“S-sorry for not being more useful...”  Balt’s shoulders rose as he tensed up.  The whole look was somewhere between pitiful and frightfully strong, since the display inadvertently showed off just how powerfully built his upper body was.

Clint couldn’t help staring, but he also couldn’t help trying to cheer the poor guy up.  It was just in his nature to want people to be happy.  “Aww no, don’t say that.  You got us this far, right?”

“Y-yeah, but...”

“Look,” said Clint as he put his half-gloved hand on Balt’s beefy shoulder, “I asked for your help 'cause everyone in town said you were the best around when it came to ruins.”

“W-well...”  Balt’s ears perked up and he blushed a little bit at the compliment, but that was all.

“C’mon, let’s go back,” Clint said as he patted Balt’s shoulder again before turning and walking toward the entrance.  “Maybe we can puzzle this out together over a couple drin--”

k-thunk!

“Oh.  Ohhhh no.”  Balt had watched Clint step on a stone tile that sunk into the floor with a dull mechanical thud that reverberated around the chamber.

“W-what?  What’d I do?”  Clint pulled his foot off the tile switch, but it was already too late.  Sounds of stone and metal scraping together could be heard; the trap had already been sprung.  A large stone slab shot up from the floor, sealing the entryway shut.  At the same time, braziers around the walls all lit up simultaneously.

“Oh boy,” Balt said as panic overtook insecurity, “uh, ahh...s-see if you can’t find another switch somewhere!”

Clint tried stepping on every tile in the room, but found nothing.  “Hey,” he said after a moment, “can you still hear that rocky noise?”

Balt stopped checking the walls, and looked up to confirm his worst fear.  “The ceiling looks a lot closer.  Ohhhh geeze, I’m so sorry for bringing us down here!”  

Clint glanced at Balt and decided to try the same tactic, running his hands over the painted walls to see if there were switches hidden among the markings.  His fingers caught on a piece of oddly-colored stone cleverly disguised among the artful murals, and he pressed it into the wall.  The stone slab blocking the entrance slid back into the floor, and sunlight poured into the room again.  

“Heyyy,” cheered Clint, “we did--oh.”  Hitting the button in the wall had also evidently caused the ceiling to come down on them much faster, and there were only precious seconds left to reach the exit.  But a grunt of effort from the opposite direction made Clint glance behind him.

When Clint looked back he caught sight of Balt gritting his teeth, with both hands pressed against the stone roof, muscular arms bulging with the immense effort of trying to push back.  The sound of metal and stone creaking and snapping with strain grew louder and louder, and Balt spread his legs for a wider, more powerful stance.  The stone was pressed against his horns now, and Balt yelled something incomprehensible as he put all of his strength into stopping the roof from crushing them both.  

Finally, with an extremely loud noise of crunching metal and stone, the ceiling stopped its deadly advance.  Almost simultaneously, a portion of one of the stone walls burst open as some ancient metal gears bent out of shape hard enough to destroy the rock encasing them, and a new room could be seen on the other side, freshly opened and begging to be explored.

“That,” Clint said without thinking as he stared in slack-jawed awe, “was pretty hot.”

Balt chuckled and blushed pretty hard, even as he panted and wiped the sweat from his brow.  He was going to need a moment to recover before he felt like he could speak properly again.

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days since @staff fucked up: 0

i swear to fuck, i can’t go five minutes without there being a disaster on this site

was gonna do some writing today, but instead there’s bullshit that might very well mean my blog gets deleted so...i’m gonna try and transfer most of my content to a wordpress account so there’s at least a second place y’all can find my characters and writing.  and, y’know, so i don’t lose anything :U

in the meantime, here’s my twitter again, on the off chance that tumblr deletes me before i can post the wordpress link

god

[astrumeroticum]

Maplestory 2 came out last month and boyf and I spent a good amount of time playing it for a bit. Kirby here came out of that, so we decided he’d make a good Bassist for Red Riding Face.

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He got that super bass.

Red Riding Face needed a good bassist, and what’s better for a spooky rock band than a frankenstein dude?   Three guesses where the electrode contacts can be found.  Hint: it’s not his neck.