Joking with Phinks, Nobunaga, or adultrio
After them doing you the smallest favor. Getting you ice or asking them to “fetch” you your favorite water bottle specifically
✦𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬, 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐚, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫✦
𝑨/𝑵: Hi anon! Thank you for the request!! :-D I chose everyone you asked for with the dynamic of fetching your favorite water bottle specifically (it made it more interesting to include everyone's reaction, lol). I hope you enjoy the scenarios I wrote for each of them. Happy reading, everyone!! :-)
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💢👊𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐜𝐮𝐛: the loud protector
The immediate offense (and short-circuit): Calling Phinks a "peasant" right after he gets you your water bottle makes his brain short-circuit for a split second. He looks at the bottle in his hand, looks at your face, lets out an incredulous, scoffing laugh, and clenches his fist until his knuckles turn white. He won’t hit you right then and there just because the situation is absurdly ridiculous, but he’ll lean right over you, narrow his eyes, and snarl: "Say that again, cutie. Let's see if your tongue stays in one piece after I twist your neck off." (come on, Phinks stans, confess you flushed at that, lol)
The retaliation through physical threat: Since Phinks is the absolute definition of impatience, he would never swallow an insult like that quietly. The next time you ask him for the tiniest favor—like opening a jar or reaching for something high up—he’ll do it, but he’ll use his brute strength in an intentionally intimidating way. He jams the bottle into your hand with just enough force to sting a little, steps close to your ear, and murmurs with a cynical smirk: "There you go, your highness. Do you want me to carry your fancy little purse too, or would you rather I toss you out the window to test gravity?"
Wounded pride and public irritation: If you pull this stunt in front of the other Troupe members (especially with Feitan watching), Phinks completely loses his cool. Feitan starts cackling right in his face at the sight of him being treated like an errand boy for your whims, which sends Phinks into a rage. He tries to flip the script with cheap taunts, screaming at you all day about being spoiled and high-maintenance, yet completely failing to hide the fact that, secretly, he found your sheer audacity infinitely more entertaining than the usual boredom of Meteor City when the Troupe has no missions to run (being bold is actually part of the secret to winning him over, lol)
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⚔️👘Nobunaga Hazama: the loyal samurai
The dramatic shock and offense: Calling Nobunaga a "peasant" right after he brings you your favorite water bottle makes him freeze mid-stride, his hand still gripping the cap. He slowly turns his head toward you with an expression of profound, theatrical betrayal, as if you’ve just spat on the entire Code of the Bushido. He places a dramatic hand over his heart, gasping in absolute disbelief: "A peasant?! After I, Nobunaga Hazama, personally fetched your sacred hydration? You wound my honor more deeply than any blade, ungrateful wretch!"
The mock-samurai retaliation: Nobunaga is fiercely loyal and plays the part of the classic, old-school ronin, so he’ll weaponize that exact persona to get back at you. Whenever you ask him for another minor favor, he treats it like a solemn feudal decree. He will dramatically kneel on one knee, bow his head with exaggerated sarcasm, and present whatever you asked for with both hands like a loyal retainer serving a tyrannical shogun. As he hands it over, he mutters under his breath: "Yes, oh supreme and ruthless ruler. Shall I also fall on my sword for failing to bring it on a silver platter?"
The hidden fondness behind the complaints: If you pull this stunt around the hideout, the rest of the Troupe is going to catch on immediately. Machi will roll her eyes so hard it hurts, and Phinks will openly mock him for letting you walk all over him. Nobunaga will immediately get defensive, puffing out his chest and shouting back that he's merely "humoring a chaotic jester," not being bossed around.
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🕷️🕸️𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐞𝐫: the melancholic philosopher
Unshakable composure and the subtle counterattack: Calling Chrollo a "peasant" right after he brings you a bottle of water won't set him off in the explosive way it would with Phinks. He’ll simply pause for a second, flash that calm, enigmatic, and mildly amused smile, and return the provocation using all of his refined silver tongue. He’ll lean in slightly, with a calculating glint in his dark eyes, and reply in a soft, seductive tone: "A peasant? I thought you considered me at least your favorite criminal, my dear. But since you insist on treating me like a commoner, I suppose I’ll have to collect the tax for this favor later..."
Retaliation through forced elegance: Chrollo would never lose his cool over something so silly, but he loves turning the tables intellectually. The next time you ask him for any banal favor—like reaching for a high book or fixing something—he’ll act with the exaggerated politeness of a Victorian lord. He’ll execute the task perfectly, hold out the object with both hands, and say with an ironic smirk: "Here you are, highness. I trust the temperature and positioning meet your lofty standards. If you need me to recite a poem or conquer a territory to make up for my previous poor service, just let me know."
Silent fascination and veiled possessiveness: If you pull this stunt in front of other Troupe members, the effect will be pure, silent tension. Shizuku probably wouldn't even pay attention, but Bonolenov or Franklin would look over in surprise, expecting a cold reaction from the leader. Instead, Chrollo just smiles, finding it absolutely fascinating that someone treats him with such nonchalance and audacity without a shred of fear of death. When you're alone together, he’ll pull you by the waist, press his lips close to your ear, and whisper that you're the only person in the world who has the privilege of treating him like that—and that he’d love to see you try to repeat it after he pins you down in bed, completely captivated by your chaos (and yes, he is already completely obsessed with you, lol)
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📍🖤 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐙𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐲𝐜𝐤: the flawless hitman
The chilling, deadpan evaluation: Calling Illumi a "peasant" right after he hands you your water bottle causes him to freeze entirely, his expression remaining a blank, unblinking mask. He doesn't yell, smirk, or scoff. Instead, his pitch-black, lifeless eyes lock onto yours for a long, suffocating silence before he tilts his head at an unsettling angle. In a completely flat, clinical tone, he responds: "A peasant. Interesting choice of words. According to my calculations, your current life expectancy drops by approximately eighty percent every time you disrespect the person financing your comfort. Shall I recalculate it now, or would you like to apologize?"
Weaponized compliance (and psychological torture): Illumi takes instructions and labels very literally, but he always twists them into tools for control. If you dare call him a servant or a laborer after he does a tiny favor, he will weaponize that obedience to an excruciating degree. He starts treating you like a fragile, high-maintenance specimen that requires 24/7 hyper-monitoring (a way of mocking your face). He will shadow your every step under the guise of "protecting his investment," standing rigidly behind your chair or handing you your items with terrifying, doll-like precision while deadpanning: "Did the peasant fetch your water to your liking, my queen? Let me know if you need me to chew your food next. Efficiency is key."
The calculating obsession: If you pull this stunt on the Zoldyck estate or during a mission, Silva or Kalluto might overhear and hold their breath, knowing nobody speaks to Illumi that way and gets away unscathed without a lecture. But Illumi doesn't get angry; instead, his twisted internal logic finds your complete lack of self-preservation absolutely fascinating. To him, your arrogance isn't annoying—it's a glitch in his worldview that he needs to dissect and dominate. When you're alone, you'll suddenly feel a needle grazing the back of your neck as he whispers from the shadows: "You have a very bad habit of pushing boundaries. But don't worry... I keep careful track of every single debt you owe me, and I always collect."
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⭐💧🃏𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐰: the chaotic performer
The instant arousal (and bloodlust spike): Calling Hisoka a "peasant" right after he brings you your favorite water bottle doesn't insult him at all—it instantly triggers his most chaotic, unhinged switch. His eyes dilate, a slow and predatory grin spreads across his face, and his Nen flares with heavy, suffocating pressure. Instead of getting mad, he leans in close enough for you to feel his erratic breathing, letting out a delighted, breathless laugh: "Oh~? How wonderfully bold of you, little fruit~. Treating a magician like a common errand boy... Does the thought of pushing your luck right on the edge of a blade get your heart racing as much as it does mine ♥?"
The chaotic card trick retaliation: Hisoka loves playing with his prey, so he'll immediately turn your petty insult into a twisted game. The next time you ask for the smallest thing—like grabbing a towel or picking up a dropped item—he will manifest a sharp playing card out of nowhere, balancing it dangerously close to your skin. He'll execute the task with theatrical flair, spinning the card smoothly between his fingers while eyeing you up and down with that unsettling, lustful glint: "Be careful how you order me around, diamond~. If you make a habit of treating me like a servant, I might just decide to lock you up in a tower so I can be your only master... ♥"
The thrill of the chase: If you pull this stunt in public or around others, Hisoka finds absolute euphoria in the fact that you possess zero self-preservation instincts. While anyone else would be terrified of his murderous aura, you treat him like an annoyance, and that makes you infinitely more appetizing to him. When you're alone later, he'll corner you against a wall, wrapping Bungee Gum invisibly around your wrists to keep you completely at his mercy, whispering right against your ear with a shiver of pure excitement: "Never change, my sweet little puzzle... Because the moment you stop being so defiantly arrogant, I might just lose interest and crush you right then and there~♠"
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