ill fuck you up

I actually respect you as a human being

[ohnomypeas]

You know you’re a Sugar Pine 7 fan when:

- “Glisten…”

- How I Beat Shaq is at the top of your Spotify playlist

- You look in your kitchen and inexplicably have ten packages of frozen peas

- You cringe every time you hear ‘Parker’

- You look at Phil DeFranco and think, ‘yep, that’s our dad’

- Why Phil? Why not!

- Flannel everywhere

- You worship a Yu-Gi-Oh Card

- You sigh ‘Goddamnit, Steven’ any time something even remotely Extra happens in your life

- Just a Couple Friends is second and third on your Spotify playlist

- You officially have a narration voice

- “Come on, idiot!”

- We Bought a Zoo starring Matthew Damon sits on your shelf proudly for all to see

Feel free to add on

[riddle-me-bitch]

- You got a pink shirt

[whoaa-lets-get-peas]

- You purposely flub your words

- pink baseball hats

- v a p e

[cibquotes]

- you have snap back syndrome

- you can perfectly match Alfredo’s voice

- you watch walking dead just for James Allen McCune

[cibquotes]

There's two chickens on the side of the road. The one chicken says to the other chicken, it says, 'Hey fuckin', bitch, fuck you, fuckin', fuck slut, fuck you, fuck bitch.'

Cib, The Roast of Sourcefed.

[cibquotes]

Mike: I know where my youth is, Steven. It’s in the 90’s where I left it.

Steven: And there it shall stay.

[cibquotes]

Autumn Farrell

Spell it right

[gotmypinkshirt]

Yo Shout out to all the Sugar Pine 7 fandom members

this time last year we didn’t even exist and now it feels like we’ve been around forever 

[cibquotes]

Worst show, best show, last show, first show.

Cib, Bought my friend a $40,000 car

[cibquotes]

Popped out the womb, fattiest cloud you’ve ever never seen.

Cib, Vaper’s Anonymous

[cibquotes]

I've been getting morning sickness and I'm afraid that I'm pregnant.

Cib, My apology to Sami Jo.

[cibquotes]

Steven: Is that the one that sells the-the-the naked man’s filings?

Cib: That’s the one where you can buy, uh, peanut shavings for just little under a dollar.

Steven: Isn’t that the one where you can buy a little, uh, little dog scrapings of a smaller man?

Cib: Yeah, yeah. You can wrap yo dog shit, send it to them, and it’ll send you it back.

Steven: You ever been on that pranking website where you’re- where you just take a shit and then you send, uh, little bottles of- little bottles of grain, and- and rice to the small Asian man out down south?

Cib: Well sometimes I’ll drop pee off the balcony onto the homeless people, if that’s what you’re getting at.

Steven: Yeah yeah. No. That’s what I’m getting at.

[cibquotes]

Thirty three times twenty, to cars-cars. There's three cars in the book. A bucket. Dude. I could buy cigarettes.

Cib, Roller Skate ‘78

[cibquotes]

No, it's not E-tested. No, it's not safetied. No, it doesn't run.

Cib, Secret Santa.

[cibquotes]

James: Ooh, Beyoncé. You like Beyoncé?

Cib: Yeah, oh dude. Do you like Beyoncé?

James: No.

Cib: Me neither.

[cibquotes]

“If you liked it then you shoulda toulda ring on it.”

Cib, Secret Santa.

[cibquotes]

Shit. Semen. Toothpaste. Dogpaste. Asspaste.

Cib, Day in the life of Sugar Pine 7

[cibquotes]

Andrew: I can't remember my name.

Steve: Nobody does, don't worry.

[cibquotes]

Boys park is two boys plus. Not one boy, not zero boys, two boys plus. Boys park is two boys plus. Two boys, three boys, four boys more. Anything less becomes a chore.

Steven, The worst idea I’ve had yet...

[cibquotes]

I'm getting clearance to tuck my boner into my pocket.

Cib, The annual bi-weekly Sugar Pine 7 sleepover.