Got My Pink Shirt

Featuring whatever I'm currently into as well as a healthy dose of shitposts and memes.

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[adobe-outdesign]

[tearlessrain]

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

[spartanlocke]

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

[basketcasemp3]

i hate them skjafhkakjg

[darktrainer]

“A heᵉᵉᵉˡˡˡᵐᵉeeettt!”

[note-a-bear]

“….David”

[ghostintheclamshell]

One of their BEST scenes

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[mylifetherant]

Ancient history

[unclefather]

[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[plank-boi]

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

[gorps]

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

[powerburial]

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

[underoosstark]

classical music history is so incredibly wild, but here’s a few of my personal favorite fun facts about certain composers:

1) Beethoven was an absolute mess - he would leave half full chamber pots underneath his piano and his friends used to sneak into his house to replace his dirty clothing with new, clean pairs (he was completely unaware of the clothing exchange, and never noticed)

2) after his death, Haydn’s head was decapitated and stolen. his body was dug up about 10 years after his death, and it was discovered his skull was completely missing. they discovered the culprits, who turned over a completely different skull and kept Haydn’s for themselves. Haydn’s skull was finally discovered 123 years after his death but the fake skull was never removed from his grave. to this day, there are two heads buried in Haydn’s tomb.

3) when Stravinsky debuted his ballet Rite of Spring, the audience was absolutely shocked by the untraditionally inharmonic piece & sharp, unnatural choreography - so shocked that they began rioting during the performance. the rioting was so loud, the dancers could not hear the music on the stage, and the beat had to be shouted so they could continue.

4) while Bach was 20 years old, he worked as the head church musician, as well as teaching the student orchestra and choir. Bach publicly insulted one of his bassoon student, referring to him as a “nanny-goat bassoonist”. later, the student found Bach, assaulted him with a stick, and beat him up. Bach went to the church to ask for justice against the student, but the church simply insisted that Bach needed to be kinder to his students.

[underoosstark]

#beethoven would also just wander around in the woods for hours on end#alleged to count exactly 60 beans into his coffee every morning#also see basically everything mozart did bc he was a teenage boy#from the lick me in the ass song to cursing left and right to being a prankster#also the alleged story of chopin saving a puppy from the rain and using it as music inspiration#that time when schubert called himself beethovens greatest worshiper and admirer#literally no composer is sane theyre all just Like That#classical music stuff#FUCK WAIT theres vivaldi becoming an exorcist im like 90% sure he was an exorcist#he also had red hair and ppl called him the res priest bc of it  via @boats-with-guns-gunboats 

[queer-of-color]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[reparrishcomics]

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[ginger-ale-official]

This owns so hard

[galiifreyrose]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[stalkerkyoko]

HOOOOOOOOOOOLD the phone it’s real

it’s reeeeeeeeal

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Trump's 'Big' Press Conference At Four Seasons Total Landscaping Sows Confusion

When Donald Trump said his lawyers would be speaking at the Four Seasons, he didn't mean THAT Four Seasons.

[ot3]

i love this destiel news i have zero investment in supernatural but you dont have big fandoms like this anymore. literally everyone on social media knows what youre talking about when you talk about it. this is the first time in so long ive seen the entire internet collectively lose its gourd over something that wasnt horrific tragedy and existentially horrific news. feels really good. 

[kototyph]

[shrimpathyforthedevil]

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

[mittai]

nov 5, 2020, be like

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[astraskylark]

Manifesting this tomorrow

[lumnch]

The beatles when they couldn’t think of what word to put at the end of a lyric

Ron: What about.. “love”?

Bingo: Oh yeah mate thats a proper good one

Rungo Bungo: Rungo Bungo!