That's How I Roll

Roll || 17 || Zombie Roll's the name, the game, and the way to fame. I'm an acrobat, you see, and a pretty damn good one. There's nobody alive (or dead) who can measure up to Tuck and Roll-- so just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

[circusfreak-roll]

Sleep is a fun thing.

[luna-encendida-deactivated20160]

[chulbamoon]

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

Hey. Don’t get clever with me.

[circusfreak-roll]

Why, does it confuse you?

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I said nothing.

[circusfreak-roll]

*eyes him suspiciously* 

[stupid-sexy-devil]

What?

[circusfreak-roll]

I feel like you’re nonverbally doubting me but I don’t know how to prove it.

[stupid-sexy-devil]

If you can’t prove it then how do you know it’s happening?

[circusfreak-roll]

You know that thing inside your skull, between your ears? Some people use that to figure stuff out.

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I said nothing.

[circusfreak-roll]

*eyes him suspiciously* 

[stupid-sexy-devil]

What?

[circusfreak-roll]

I feel like you're nonverbally doubting me but I don't know how to prove it.

[thesmartestofthemall-barrel-blog]

Where's the candy in this place...

Ah-hah!

[circusfreak-roll]

And you're gonna share, riiiiight?

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I said nothing.

[circusfreak-roll]

*eyes him suspiciously* 

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I can do it.

[circusfreak-roll]

I didn’t think you couldn’t.

[stupid-sexy-devil]

Good, because that would have been wrong.

[circusfreak-roll]

Well, darling, rest assured that I am never wrong.

[stupid-sexy-devil]

*just snorts*

[circusfreak-roll]

Are you doubting me?

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I can do it.

[circusfreak-roll]

I didn’t think you couldn’t.

[stupid-sexy-devil]

Good, because that would have been wrong.

[circusfreak-roll]

Well, darling, rest assured that I am never wrong.

[100acreheart]

*Sitting on a bench in the middle of town*

*Picking at a scab on her knee*

[circusfreak-roll]

*walks by on her hands* It'll scar if you do that, kid.

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I can do it.

[circusfreak-roll]

I didn't think you couldn't.

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

But…

[circusfreak-roll]

But?

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I don’t wanna…

[circusfreak-roll]

*laughs* All right. If you just feel like carrying me around, I'm not going to argue with you.

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

But…

[circusfreak-roll]

But?

[gambling-boogie-man]

That was… Unexpected.

[circusfreak-roll]

That I hate you? ...you really are slow, aren't you?

[circusfreak-roll]

Dance with me!

[stupid-sexy-devil]

I will, trust me.

[circusfreak-roll]

Good. *wiggles a little* You can put me down, now. 

[gambling-boogie-man]

*doesnt know if he should be pissed or impressed with her*

[circusfreak-roll]

*raises an eyebrow at the silence*