Ciwhi Pishi

The Fuck is a Steven Universe?

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wouldn’t it be funny if Pink Diamond reformed right there in front of them right after the baby died?

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Prior Pink Diamond revelation:

During her reign on Earth, Pink Diamond stole humans from their families, as trophies of her conquest.

When I still served Homeworld, I saw it myself, a private menagerie deep in space, humans in captivity.

We were never able to rescue them, we had no way to get to them after the war!

wow, that's messed up, like really, really messed up...

Post Pink Diamond revelation:

hey wait a minute

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If you follow someone on instagram and then, if they don’t follow you back, unfollow, can you please fuck off, maybe?

I don’t want anyone following me if they think they’re doing me a favor, much less if they expect me to do them one back.

I’ll follow you only if I like your stuff.

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this... I...

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I’m gonna be a faggot and have my OC (who is totally not me) make out with my cartoon crush, and make him totally cool by not being into it while she’s head over heels crazy for me him.

my OC is a slug btw

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They never did used Bismuth’s weapon upgrades before, I like to imagine they didn’t like it but are only using it now because she’s there and they don’t want to upset her

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“man, these episodes are gonna be really intense with this Pink Diamond revelation and whatnot”

no, ruby and sapphire’s thing was more important, I guess

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WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

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hmmm

hmmmmm

no pipes

[paya7]

Amethyst

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hmmm

hmmmmm

no pipes

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I love the thought that a show has created an alien species that can’t have siblings and there will still be deviantart characters of their long lost sisters and cousins

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i forgot what art is

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wouldn’t it be funny if Greg already knew about Pink Diamond?

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“mom was Pink Diamond”

“I talked...”

“... SO much shit on her”

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“what’s the point of having emotions?”

God, she is such a cheesy villain...

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she’s a sweetheart

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Why would Rose possess the power to cry Blue Diamond’s tears? I’m beginning to believe the “Rose Quartz is actually Pink Diamond” theory.

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so it wasn’t common for Rose Quartzes to have that power?

well, ok, see…

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WHY IS SHE DREAMING HER MEMORIES?

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oh ok that did it

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just when I gave up...