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If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

I tend to be rather awkward myself but that's not quite the only reason I struggle! Matters of romance have never been my strong suit. I can day dream all I'd like about it (which I don't because my brain is full of dark malicious thoughts) but when it come to actually verbalizing my emotions I've never been good at it. Besides I'm a bit of a workaholic, I found out rather quickly that that trait doesn't mix well with relationships.

Oh… I see…

Who needs a partner to fight the crippling loneliness (that I don't have) anyways?

Crippling loneliness… yet another feeling I’ve been able to relate to, believe it or not.

Wow, I can believe it! You're annoying!

Gee, thanks. It’s nice hearing that for the umpteenth time. /s

You're welcome! Maybe you wouldn't hear it so often if you stopped being so damn frustrating!

The more you choose to treat others like this, the less likely it is that you’ll find a significant other who will help you end the frog tongue situation.

The only long lasting symptom is harmless and a bit irritating if anything. I don't need to fall helplessly for someone and it'd be better for others if they didn't fall helplessly for me. (If that's even possible really) I'm fine living like this. I can tolerate it, just like everything else.

I mean, if you’re absolutely sure about that… then suit yourself! Hopefully, Dr. Guy can eventually find some solution or workaround for it given his brilliance and all.

He is rather intelligent but he only really works on what piques his interest. Unfortunately I don't think he's quite hyperfixated on tongue frog serum at the moment. Whatever I'll be fine regardless.

Alright. Rude as you can be… I don’t think I’ll mind you popping into my asks from now on.

I suppose same goes for you. Till next we meet, tah-tah!

See you around, Sir!

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

I tend to be rather awkward myself but that's not quite the only reason I struggle! Matters of romance have never been my strong suit. I can day dream all I'd like about it (which I don't because my brain is full of dark malicious thoughts) but when it come to actually verbalizing my emotions I've never been good at it. Besides I'm a bit of a workaholic, I found out rather quickly that that trait doesn't mix well with relationships.

Oh… I see…

Who needs a partner to fight the crippling loneliness (that I don't have) anyways?

Crippling loneliness… yet another feeling I’ve been able to relate to, believe it or not.

Wow, I can believe it! You're annoying!

Gee, thanks. It’s nice hearing that for the umpteenth time. /s

You're welcome! Maybe you wouldn't hear it so often if you stopped being so damn frustrating!

The more you choose to treat others like this, the less likely it is that you’ll find a significant other who will help you end the frog tongue situation.

The only long lasting symptom is harmless and a bit irritating if anything. I don't need to fall helplessly for someone and it'd be better for others if they didn't fall helplessly for me. (If that's even possible really) I'm fine living like this. I can tolerate it, just like everything else.

I mean, if you’re absolutely sure about that… then suit yourself! Hopefully, Dr. Guy can eventually find some solution or workaround for it given his brilliance and all.

He is rather intelligent but he only really works on what piques his interest. Unfortunately I don't think he's quite hyperfixated on tongue frog serum at the moment. Whatever I'll be fine regardless.

Alright. Rude as you can be… I don’t think I’ll mind you popping into my asks from now on.

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

I tend to be rather awkward myself but that's not quite the only reason I struggle! Matters of romance have never been my strong suit. I can day dream all I'd like about it (which I don't because my brain is full of dark malicious thoughts) but when it come to actually verbalizing my emotions I've never been good at it. Besides I'm a bit of a workaholic, I found out rather quickly that that trait doesn't mix well with relationships.

Oh… I see…

Who needs a partner to fight the crippling loneliness (that I don't have) anyways?

Crippling loneliness… yet another feeling I’ve been able to relate to, believe it or not.

Wow, I can believe it! You're annoying!

Gee, thanks. It’s nice hearing that for the umpteenth time. /s

You're welcome! Maybe you wouldn't hear it so often if you stopped being so damn frustrating!

The more you choose to treat others like this, the less likely it is that you’ll find a significant other who will help you end the frog tongue situation.

The only long lasting symptom is harmless and a bit irritating if anything. I don't need to fall helplessly for someone and it'd be better for others if they didn't fall helplessly for me. (If that's even possible really) I'm fine living like this. I can tolerate it, just like everything else.

I mean, if you’re absolutely sure about that… then suit yourself! Hopefully, Dr. Guy can eventually find some solution or workaround for it given his brilliance and all.

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

I tend to be rather awkward myself but that's not quite the only reason I struggle! Matters of romance have never been my strong suit. I can day dream all I'd like about it (which I don't because my brain is full of dark malicious thoughts) but when it come to actually verbalizing my emotions I've never been good at it. Besides I'm a bit of a workaholic, I found out rather quickly that that trait doesn't mix well with relationships.

Oh… I see…

Who needs a partner to fight the crippling loneliness (that I don't have) anyways?

Crippling loneliness… yet another feeling I’ve been able to relate to, believe it or not.

Wow, I can believe it! You're annoying!

Gee, thanks. It’s nice hearing that for the umpteenth time. /s

You're welcome! Maybe you wouldn't hear it so often if you stopped being so damn frustrating!

The more you choose to treat others like this, the less likely it is that you’ll find a significant other who will help you end the frog tongue situation.

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

I tend to be rather awkward myself but that's not quite the only reason I struggle! Matters of romance have never been my strong suit. I can day dream all I'd like about it (which I don't because my brain is full of dark malicious thoughts) but when it come to actually verbalizing my emotions I've never been good at it. Besides I'm a bit of a workaholic, I found out rather quickly that that trait doesn't mix well with relationships.

Oh… I see…

Who needs a partner to fight the crippling loneliness (that I don't have) anyways?

Crippling loneliness… yet another feeling I’ve been able to relate to, believe it or not.

Wow, I can believe it! You're annoying!

Gee, thanks. It’s nice hearing that for the umpteenth time. /s

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

I tend to be rather awkward myself but that's not quite the only reason I struggle! Matters of romance have never been my strong suit. I can day dream all I'd like about it (which I don't because my brain is full of dark malicious thoughts) but when it come to actually verbalizing my emotions I've never been good at it. Besides I'm a bit of a workaholic, I found out rather quickly that that trait doesn't mix well with relationships.

Oh… I see…

Who needs a partner to fight the crippling loneliness (that I don't have) anyways?

Crippling loneliness… yet another feeling I’ve been able to relate to, believe it or not.

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

I tend to be rather awkward myself but that's not quite the only reason I struggle! Matters of romance have never been my strong suit. I can day dream all I'd like about it (which I don't because my brain is full of dark malicious thoughts) but when it come to actually verbalizing my emotions I've never been good at it. Besides I'm a bit of a workaholic, I found out rather quickly that that trait doesn't mix well with relationships.

Oh… I see…

you guys are like a knockoff version of sonic the hedgehog x shadow the hedgehog

Okay. This actually made me laugh. 🤣 /gen /pos

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

He said that's bs but I'm pretty sure he's lying. I just think things may be different for him and most everyone else. Relationships never come easy to me.

As the most socially awkward person I know… yeah, I can relate to that feeling.

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

Unfortunately my story is one of evil and darkness, not of love and sunshine.

That may be, but look at Crafty and Dr. Guy.

you and your bf are like if mom said we have sonadow at home

What…?

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?

I have no idea but it sounds familiar to me as well..

In any case, it’s a pretty common trope in more lighthearted stories that involve romantic stuff going on.

If I die from frog tongue, would you like some kool-aid?

Absolutely not. @sirlordevil, is this you?

Yeah, the kool-aid is worth it though.

With how salty you are about the unwanted frog tongue you’ve got, I have very good reason to doubt that claim.

Oh well, if Dr. Guy was being genuine about the whole "true loves kiss" thing I'm sure you'd be fine.

Maybe, but still…

I'm pretty much doomed to have a sticky tongue forever though. :,)

Oh? Why do you say that, Sir?

Well it's the only lingering symptom of frog tongue once you take the cure. Everything else is down to.. well as Dr. Guy put it "making out silly style with someone you love." Unfortunately I don't have many people that I both love and desire to um.. "make out silly style" with.

So to get rid of the frog tongue… you have to make out with a significant other. Huh.

Where have I seen this kind of storyline before?