This Thing That Now,I've Become

ENFP. Child of the fence. Slytherin. Writer. team mystic. Books. AVI by user @jorrated

[mossbug]

[ifightformyfriends]

[yupthatexists]

[ex-riddlecats]

i have the opposite of seasonal depression where im fine all winter but without fail every june i feel the deep seated need in myself to bury my head underground and not talk to anybody for weeks

[ex-riddlecats]

by talos this cant be happening

[injuries-in-dust]

Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.

[lordoflightning]

hello spy x family fans, pls accept this as my contribution for today

[funnytwittertweets]

[araku-validrava]

[collapsedsquid]

Boris Johnson’s spokesman says the Prime Minister will transform the NHS into “a blockbuster health care system in the age of Netflix.”

Uhh did you not have Blockbuster in Britain?  Is this predictive programming, does he have to warn you what’s he’s doing because he’s under some kind of fairy curse?

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i don’t usually bully my boyfriend on the internet but

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yeah i was there

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[gaylienz]

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

[mytearsrricochet]

[michaelblume]

This is your annual warning that *there will be no warning* when fire season is about to start. Nobody’s going to post “Hey everyone, remember, fire season starts next Friday!”. The state will just catch fire. You will wake up and the sky will be orange. It could be tomorrow, it could be July, it could be August, we could get incredibly lucky and skip it altogether. If you hope to buy an indoor air purifier before fire season, if you want to ensure everyone in your home has a P100 for going outside, if you want to stockpile water and you haven’t already, the time to do it is today.

[michaelblume]

Oh right this is getting notes again. Fuck.

[jenlog]

this post is why i got a p100 last year

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I know we were mostly joking about the british government pulling an elaborate Weekend At Bernie's coverup but is it weird I'm starting to genuinely get my hopes up?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

genuinely distraught this didn't occur 💔

[thigh-highs]

Four rich fathers go golfing.

One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.

The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top!  He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”

The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”

Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.

The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”

The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Reblog to support proud father and his sugar baby gay son.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[railroadsoftware]

[switxh-theorum]

How do they keep making Tumblr worse?