clairdeleon

[aluwuzhere]

What REAL superheroes do

[prismisthegoatofbling]

This is true 100%

[trixeclipse]

Me too Robert...me too🥴

[clairdeleon]

there is absolutely no way to take a picture of this shirt without one of his faces warping and looking goofy but here's my best shot at it. my new prized possession.

[clairdeleon]

i really should update one of my WIPs instead but fuck i really want to write an AU of sorts with Mandy being Blonde Blazer still being a secret and established Robert and Courtney picking Mandy up at a bar to be their third for the night and Mandy going along with it because what harm could it cause, they don't know she's Blonde Blazer, they don't know her at all and besides she really needs to get laid but of course oops feelings with absolute chaos, angst, and messiness to follow

[clairdeleon]

Chapter 1 up now for this filth/angst fest

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76906801/chapters/201290446

[agoraphcbja]

i love that this woman crops everything she owns. she knows what works for her 😭

[clairdeleon]

the Dispatch hyperfixation is hitting so hard I dreamt I was in an antique store and "HOES DEPRESSED" started playing over the speakers. Truly rotting my brain in the best way.

[clairdeleon]

i really should update one of my WIPs instead but fuck i really want to write an AU of sorts with Mandy being Blonde Blazer still being a secret and established Robert and Courtney picking Mandy up at a bar to be their third for the night and Mandy going along with it because what harm could it cause, they don't know she's Blonde Blazer, they don't know her at all and besides she really needs to get laid but of course oops feelings with absolute chaos, angst, and messiness to follow

[clairdeleon]

seeing that Mandy/Blazer's age is redacted is giving me the idea that she's been around for a WHILE (hundreds, maybe a thousand years, idk why I'm imagining her from some ancient civilization when she could be from any time) and her amulet keeps her from aging and i'm in my feels thinking that she's tired, she wants to live fully as Mandy because she's lived and been Blonde Blazer for long enough, she's done, she's ready to put the amulet away but is hesitating because is that selfish?

and despite all the lovers she's taken over the years, her desire to help people always took precedence. until she has Robert and Courtney and thinks damn I really kind of want to grow old with them

[clairdeleon]

love the fics mate keep up the good work

thanks so much!!!! 🥰 i'm really enjoying writing them and am so glad you're enjoying reading them!

[cmonstar]

I just know this happened in the Z-Team group, and like, right after, everyone started singing I’m a Bitch just to mess with Robert.

[trixdraws]

Genderbending Robert Robertson for my sapphic Dispatch agenda

[gabbiecasso]

After Hours!

Finally got to draw the whole teaaaam kahsdjakhw my hand died I think

[clairdeleon]

which one gets "affected"

Robert

Courtney

Mandy

Voting ended onDec 16, 2025

i wouldn't be me if i didn't write some kind of aphrodisiac/pollen something or other for every ship i love.

the problem with courtney/mandy/robert is that i don't know how to choose who gets "affected" so... i'm throwing this to the void and seeing what comes back.

[crysta-creme-doughnuts]

Robert’s large hand on Visi’s cute tiny waist. That’s it. That’s the post. Goodnight.

[clairdeleon]

the past month's evenings have basically been scrolling this site and liking every fanart of robert i come across and muttering "fuck, he's so beautiful" under my breath every time

[shibushio11]

draws Robert Robertson and dies

[clairdeleon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i should be working on Christmas crafts but instead i wrote girls making out and pre-throuple tension whoopsie daisies.

the canon probability of Mandy joining the Z-Team for wildly inappropriate truth or dare is -1000% but do i look like i care?