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I just finished Trespasser and, as I told a friend, I’m about two steps away from tears and two steps away from screaming.

I will say no more except…

Also…

I can’t make up my mind which is more accurate.

omgsolas

FIXED IT

pandaspwnz

LMAO NO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AMIDST ALL THIS PAIN

vhenantrash

Irresistible.

by Rabbitdraws

thecopperkidd

I could need some help with the golden halla guys… guys… Ghilan’nain …anyone?

izzym-art

I was JUST playing DA:I a while ago, and doing this quest took me like 15 minutes on foot. I got frustrated, called my hart and it’s done in less than 1 minute on my hart.

I’m like

smuttine

huhu

feylidraws

Lavellan <3 she’s a nature lover

feylidraws

Professor Fen’Harel <3 Please.. teach me about the fade *drools*

#Everyone just. Agrees that Professor Solas has glasses. And I'm totally okay with this

aidn

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

watchthelightfade

people might not want to be called dude

aidn

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

surirn-blog

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

aidn

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

destinyapostasy

Sera is decked out and 👏 READY 👏 for this Halamshiral gala, @kirkmall

thecommonchick

texting me is really like

televisiontelepath

Do you ever think about how ML all the time shows Adrien isolated

Or in his bedroom, the main feature of which is bar-like windows

that’re always casting a shadow over him when he’s at home.

Do you ever think about how this kid with the power to destroy anything, anything he wants, uses it almost exclusively to disintegrate bars,

and chains

And anything that keeps people apart?

Because I think about this all the time and don’t know if I’m capable of stopping.

Current status: experiencing a lot of emotion about this 90s boy band escapee and feeling unsure if it’s recommended.

japansapphic-blog

group chat meme

are you

a) the one who’s always sending shitty memes that no one wants

b) the one who always threatens to block Person A for their ugly memes

c) the one who reads everything in the group chat and just doesnt reply

d) the one in a different time zone who’s always late to respond to everything

boingoalive1988

e) i have no friends

#I'm C

demet3r

So Nazis.

Here’s the thing that I don’t get.

Indiana Jones. Great character, hates Nazis. Punches and kills his way through them. Still loved by all.

Everyone loves Batman! Doesn’t like Nazis.

Wonder Woman, showing people how it’s done.

Even the villains don’t tolerate Nazis!

Like, the Joker is seen as one of the most notorious villains in the DC-verse, and he just is about to beat the shit out of the Red Skull.

More examples:

And just the sheer amount of times Captain America, literally a character to signify the freedom of the US of fucking A, has punched Nazis is bordering the line of excessive.

So all of this media ranging from different decades and companies have all endorsed Nazi punching. However, as soon as this happens:

Everyone loses their shit! “Violence begets violence!” “That isn’t the way to do it” “How dare he attack that man!” “Don’t put out fire with fire!” “You’re just as bad as them if you’re violent!”

But here’s the thing. It interrupts their platform. It shows that they are not invincible. It shows that they are not protected. It shows that they are going to be held accountable for their spouts of hate disguised as freedom of speech. It shows that there are consequences for their words.

I’m not saying that I’m going to seek out Nazis just to punch them, but I’m not going to stop anyone who’s doing it either.

Does art imitate life or does life imitate art? Either way, we should be punching more Nazis.

greywarclen

Oh, for fuck’s sake!

frank-kastles

i think this scene offers a precious little peek into Cullen’s naughty nature, a facet which is—for whatever reason—gleaned over in his romance. Some writers tend to paint the man as some priggish virgin, but this demonstrates he’s accepting, if not amused by bawdiness.

smthcleverhere

I don’t know about gleaned over. The man does take you on top of his desk in a room with 3 unlocked doors and guards that seem to have no issue barging in. Or the very least gives zero cares over the fact there are also guards right outside his doors that can hear everything—maybe that’s why he isn’t worried about the doors being unlocked. Everyone can already hear what’s going on in there.

holdbeast

It’s probably pretty hard to live in Templar barracks for fifteen years without overhearing your colleagues. Not to mention mages who aren’t nearly as discreet as they think they are.

So maybe being loud isn’t a big deal for him.

I think you can argue that Cullen’s not priggish about sex so much as he’s concerned about being appropriate. He runs away from Amell/Surana because it would be wrong to get involved with her, and he stumbles over what to call the employees of the Blooming Rose because he can’t come up with a polite word for them (the term ”sex workers” presumably not being a thing in Thedas society).

If he’s repressed it’s because he’s kind of a loner. He worries a lot about whether his attentions are wanted and the Inquisitor is serious about him. Once he gets over his personal hurdles his, uh, directness shows that he’s probably give sex a fair amount of thought.

systlin

This exactly. Any unsureness he shows comes entirely from not being sure if his affections are wanted or returned. He’s not a blushing virgin…he’s just highly respectful, and fairly obviously doesn’t want anything with the Inquisitor to be just a fling. But once he knows that you do want him, and that you want it to be something that lasts, he’s kissing you senseless on the ramparts (with guards walking past, presumably pretending not to see anything) and making sweet filthy love to you right there on his desk.

On a related note, can you imagine the guards outside the tower?

“I have some reports for the Commander…” (Listens) “Um…is he…is that the Inquisitor moaning in there?”

(Tower guard) “Yeeep. You might want to hold off on delivering those for twenty minutes or so.” (More listening) “Maybe an hour.”

“Yeah. Good call. I don’t want to end up posted to the Hissing Wastes. Who won the pool, then?”

“Hicks and Rawlins. He had the day and she said the desk. Bastards. I was sure it would be the War Table.”

“Yeah, me too…”

(muffled screaming of Cullen’s name)

“…anyway, we still on for Diamondback after duty tonight?”

“Of course.”

holdbeast

What’s even better is how the gossip must travel to the camps below the keep.

By the time the rank and file hear about the Commander and the Inquisitor, the rumour is that they had a marathon night of passion that resulted in two fade rifts opening and fourteen separate temptations by desire demons.