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Tro putting in that work to normalize women in STEM

#yes #assume feminine or gender noncomforming pronouns in hypotheticals

A resident wanted to feed the fish 🫣

My partner offered me a few bites of their breakfast yesterday and when i took them, they said “and if you eat too much of it I can take the other leftovers from the fridge to work.” Genuinely just thinking outloud i assume, but also i didn’t eat anything after that. Then I cleaned the house, and forgot to eat. So this morning we made breakfast and i had a few bites and immediately am sick. Bodies suck, I’m calling it.

#post ana?

“Ancient people never did these things” STFU first of all if the hominini before us didn’t do that does that mean we shouldn’t? Second of all, yes they did. God i am so sick of the tradwife-bull-hippie-shit. Yes, trans people always existed, and yes, hormone therapy has existed long before our current society. There is an entire field called ✨anthropology✨ with endless fucking studies worth reading, many available for free. Please for the love of all humans learn to read a research paper and DO IT! Stop wasting everybodys time with your misinformation.

Ancient aliens did not build anything, you are just racist. The reason they found archaeological evidence of Portuguese people across the world is because of colonialism, so they also did not build any of the historical monuments we try to credit them with. Ancient people were not stupid, you are presentist. Gay is not new, it is actually super fucking old, you are just homophobic and really really stupid.

The tomb of Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum (approx. 2400 B.C.)

"the passion of the cut sleeve" Emperor Ai of the Western Han dynasty (7–1 BCE)

"the love of a shared peach" Duke Ling of the State of Wey (approx. 534–493 BCE)

Lovers of Modena (Italy 4-6th century CE)

Corded Ware culture male buried as a traditional neolithic way for women

Moche burials (Peru 100-800 CE)

Tassili n'Ajjer plateau rock art

Naj Tunich Cave Paintings

God Dollies

General Casimir Pulaski (the guy who saved George Washington’s life) has a female or intersex skeleton

etc etc etc

The list spans for forever and it will always be added to. QTBIPOCLGBTQIA+ have always been here and will always continue to be here. The act of dehumanizing anyone is betrayal to your own humanity. I promise that your hate is hurting someone you care about.

#god #i am so easy to #ragebait #and i don’t even think there is any true enjoyment from it #i enjoy studying #and writing essays #and reading #and memorizing #and learning #but i know that enforcing my writing onto others will always create an opposing effect to what i desire #i fucking hate tumblr #but ig i hate every other social media more #i suppose that means i should quit all social media to feel like i am not wasting my time #but i quit all the other socials #but tumblr is my crutch #since i was a wee lad #maybe i will take up journaling #will that exclude me from the world #and the socializing that i normally avoid #perhaps i can find a penpal #is that healthier?#or just like #quirkier?#people dont know that they are stupid #they are just tired #they are too tired to read #too tired to comprehend #they are too emotionall spent to learn #and this is sad #but also i believe that it is selfish

Hormones come from nature and humans have always used them. In Metamorphoses Hermaphroditus changed their gender in Salmacis, which is real spring that was found with evidence of an accumulation of mycotoxin zearalenone meaning chronic exposure influenced hormones. As well as countless other recorded evidence of practices used to influence hormones like cow ovarian tissue injections 1800s Germany, Traditional Chinese Medicines used herbs like shatavari and dong quai, ancient civilizations also routinely used urine therapy, as well as many dangerous and cultural and historic methods across the entire world of hominini use forms of genital mutilation to immediately influence hormones.

#i am so fucking sick of people fucking not opening a god damn book #study

Fake dogs

Okay but sometimes bowing really expresses this deep gratitude that i can’t express through a handshake or a hug or idk screaming and crying. I wish America did bowing.

“All chefs are gluttons” says God “ I had made it pretty clear that the only noble profession was whoring.”

-Michael

Ok step away from the clear racism for a second… Tom MacDonald has never once made a bar. He has no concept of lyricism -1 Not a rapper

-Michael

If tumblr was real about pride they would put a flag heart on every like. Fucking posers.

Remember when that kid in my linguistic anthropology class said that “drag queens are black face for women” and he was so proud of himself, so i critique’d him as best i could without flipping out but the professor stopped me. God, i don’t wanna go back. Upper division classes was supposed to have smarter topics of conversation.

#not this shit again #insane #and upsetting #insanely upsetting

Ps everyone, Nasvalo is happy in her aviary at the old folks home. She got friends, she’s flying, all is well again.

A set of eggs hatched since the last time i cleaned this aviary… 😬

#whoops

I am joking more than you realize, but less than you hope

My strategy as a streamer is to date a bunch of girls and be a bad boyfriend cus now they hate watch me

Don’t ever ask me what show I am watching, it is like idk *insert general theme* but like ig it is kinda interesting *describes plot so far* *insert spoilers throughout* the name? You want the name? Idk man, I honestly have no idea, gun to my head, nothing.

Idk man i would probably never worship a guy who took his moms virginity

#that sounds horrific #she was a virgin

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