#dark humor

[craftyfangflux]

#Audiobook#Pocket#FM

The house didn’t fall. It descended. Beneath the dead orchard of Hollow Creek lies something four hundred years old—something that predates the well, predates grief, and has finally stopped sleeping. And it doesn't want a clever answer. It wants the truth. Episode 67: What Sleeps Under the Orchard is out now. 🔗 Read the latest episode here: [https://listen.pocketfm.com/2IE7/e78l1m0s]

[camila-doyle]

💀 DARK HUMOR 👉 WANT MORE? 👈

[elvaciobienorganizado]

INCIDENCIA: MATERIA OSCURA

INCIDENCIA DETECTADA

Objeto de revisión: estrellas.

Método: pesaje.

Resultado: existe una diferencia.

Posible causa: materia oscura.

Estado actual: pendiente de determinar si el problema pertenece al universo o al formulario.

La investigación continúa dentro del horario laboral establecido.

[weird-gnome]

My desire to go unnoticed is left over conditioning from school and it's resulted in the most basic appearance imaginable. I dress like a background NPC and the brown hair and brown eyes just really add to that "standard average plain girl" thing I got going. So much so that almost every town I've lived in I've been mistaken for someone else or someone else is always mistaken for me. Just starter character white girl. And you know what? I kinda love it.

Don't know who I am

Don't perceive me

Don't make note of my passing by

It'll make the murders so much easier

[ember-goodman]

🤫 SECRET HUMOR 👉 LOOK INSIDE

[lunadelmargen]

[chrisvanorman-blog]

I Swear I’m Not a Criminal, I’m Just Poor

I was in a rush to pick up Rowan from his day program and as fate would have it while stopped at a red light a cruiser stopped behind me.  I was nervous knowing I had no valid registration and no insurance.  I had been driving like that for more than a month. I had the money to buy the car but not enough to register or insure it. I was driving around with the plates from the car I had recently…