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abby mcgee | independent mcu & agents of shield original character

[jillianholtzmann]

Kate McKinnon at the 2016 Film Independent Spirit Awards

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headcanon #01.

          Abby would totally be the one to peer pressure the team into doing shots with her, and once everyone is nice and tipsy she’d blast some mainstream twerking music and just go crazy with her wacky ( yet oddly mesmerizing ) dance moves. 

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Him: Heyyy bby wanna netflix n chill? ;)

Me: actually im pretty gay so that takes up most of my time.

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          “Whaaaaaaaaat?”

              “Why did I not know that The L Word was on Netflix until JUST NOW?”

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                                         ‘ they always said i’d be nothing but a class clown, but look at me now. i’m still cracking jokes but i’m helping save the world while i do it. ‘

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                                                       like for a starter?

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Overheard from Parents

"Why are there a pair of pants in the middle of the living room floor?"

"Is that mud? I hope that's mud."

"Watch your language."

"Why is the dog wearing a tutu?"

"What happened to our baby?"

"Let's not attack mommy with a fork."

"Do you just want to run around naked like the animals?"

"You need to get up off the floor."

"Santa doesn't fly near planes. If he did he would crash into one and he'd die."

"My back is hurty."

"Don't do anything bad here, okay?"

"Just pretend you're riding a horse."

"How did you get into my Amazon app?... Did you just buy something?"

"Princess isn't a job, sweetie."

"I was mean because I wouldn't let them lick the wall socket."

"Do you think it's a good idea to take our child on a wine tour?"

"Stop making a scene!"

"You know... people are gross."

"I am not your personal hand warmer."

"I wish I could remember what sex was like."

"Do you know where the kids are?"

"Stop licking the dog, honey."

"Daddy doesn't care unless you're bleeding, on fire or getting him a beer."

"What's that smell?"

"No, no that's not for eating!"

"I don't remember what sleep was like. What's it like?"

"Is my shirt inside out?"

"You can be anything you want. Within reason."

"Physics don't work that way."

"No eye poking."

"Should I even ask what happened here?"

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          “Hydra ----- “ she said, absently shaking her head for a moment, “ya know, when you think about how easily these guys managed to just infect SHIELD like the damn plague, it’s really scary just knowing that they are out there, coexisting with the rest of us.”           Listening as Daisy gave her opinion on the root of their abilities, she couldn’t help but get distracted by the way her lips moved when she talked. Abby hadn’t made it obvious that she had a crush on this woman, and she hadn’t planned on making that apparent any time soon. Of course, Abby was a huge flirt. She normally flirted with women on a daily basis, just trying to make pretty girls feel good about themselves because they deserved it. But Daisy --- god, this woman was like everything Abby had ever wanted all wrapped up in a five foot six burrito of pure, beautiful awesomeness. She didn’t want to scare her off though, not when she found a really good friend in her. That was something she didn’t want to mess up --- especially since they work together and have to spend ungodly amounts of time in the same place with one another.            As Daisy patted the spot beside her on her bed, Abby smiled and gladly walked over to take the seat, “Your powers are badass. Mine ---- I can’t say that they aren’t incredibly useful, because are they ever? I could get shot in the chest and my body would just naturally spit that shit out and heal itself in seconds, not to mention how many other people I can heal with just my blood. But.... they aren’t useful for my combat skills,” she chuckled softly, “I wouldn’t trade them for anything though. I agree..... our powers are apart of us now.”

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The Goods | closed

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       Fitz shook his head at her statement that she was content to suffer tragedies along the way in her efforts to do good. 

       “Good, I suppose, because that’s what will happen. I guess it’s a bonus that you’re already prepared for the pain,” he said bitterly. 

       Fitz glanced over at Jemma reflexively at Agent McGee’s mention of her name. He still wasn’t completely over his worries for her. He was a bit torn by what McGee said, however, jealous on the one hand and somewhat flattered by her praise on the other. 

       “We’re all right now,” he said. Mostly. “She’s difficult to keep up with. She certainly keeps me on my toes,” he said with a small, dismissive shrug. 

       Fitz had already done his bit of oversharing—not that everyone on base didn’t already know his and Jemma’s story. Many thought it romantic, Fitz had mostly regrets.The only thing he didn’t regret was that they were now together.

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          Fitz just seemed to be so grouchy all the time. She couldn’t really understand why --- well, of course, after all the shit he’s been through, she couldn’t really blame him for being such a sour puss. But, things were better now, weren’t they? “I don’t think I’ll ever be fully prepared for what tragic thing might happen in the future, but ---- whatever it is, I’m gonna try not to let it stop me from doing what I’m doing, which is helping people. Why the long face, Fitz? You guys seem to be doing just fine, you’ve got a girlfriend who is all kinds of adorable ---- what’s got you so down?”           It really wasn’t any of Abby’s business and Fitz had every right to tell her to fuck off and stop being so nosy, but she couldn’t help it. She always liked to at least try and put people in a better mood, or get a small hint of a smile out of them.            “Oh, also --- “ she paused, taking a seat atop one of the sterilized exam tables in the lab. She rolled up her sleeve and held out her arm, “I’m ready to be poked and prodded. Maybe while you’re taking my blood, you can tell me about what’s making your handsome mug look so sad,” she said, exaggeratedly pointing at Fitz’s face. Abby used to hate needles, but she knew that FitzSimmons needed to keep vials of her blood for backup just in case. Her blood had healed so many injuries so far, and sometimes extensive injuries required more blood than she could provide fresh from the source on short notice. 

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

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Send a ❦ and my character will describe what they think it would be like to kiss yours.

(If they’ve already kissed, they will describe the experience.)

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          Abby’s heard a lot of the gossip around the base about different things that happened before she joined the team. She knew of FitzSimmons long struggle to finally end up together ( which would always be one of the top, intense love stories she’s ever heard ), she knew of how fond the team was of a pair named Bobbi and Hunter, and of course she’s heard of the terrible Grant Ward and what became of him, “Was Grant Ward your S.O. before May?” Abby asked curiously. “I’m still not completely comfortable with guns, still not sure if I’d be able to hit the target when it comes to the real dealio ---- but goddamn it, I’m gonna try,” she grinned her goofy grin. 

          Glancing over Daisy’s shoulder and being the nosy person she is, Abby noticed that she was searching for more inhumans. “Any luck finding more inhumans? I love seeing new ones with new powers. I wonder how our abilities are chosen? Like --- obviously, it was already apart of us from birth, but....... uuuuuuhhhh----I totally just lost where I was going with that. It’s been a long day, my brain is fried. My point was gonna be ; do you think our abilities were just random or do you think we were given our certain powers for a reason?” Abby had never been diagnosed with ADHD, but she was pretty sure she had it. 

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    B△STILLE SENTENCE MEME ( WILD WORLD EDITION )

        100 lyric starters taken from ‘wild world’ by bastille. change pronouns/sentence structure if necessary!

GOOD GRIEF.

❝ so, what would you little maniacs like to do first? ❞ ❝ what’s gunna be left of the world when you’re not in it? ❞ ❝ every minute and every hour i miss you more ❞ ❝ if you want to be a party animal you have to learn to live in the jungle ❞ ❝ stop worrying and go and get dressed ❞ ❝ you might have to excuse me, i’ve lost control of all of my senses ❞

THE CURRENTS.

❝ think about the power of your words ❞ ❝ oh my god, i can’t quite believe my ears ❞ ❝ you’re making me feel nervous ❞ ❝ i need to clear my head ❞ ❝ how can you think you’re serious? ❞ ❝ do you even know what year it is? ❞

AN ACT OF KINDNESS.

❝ kind of hoping this will turn me round ❞ ❝ and now it follows me every day ❞ ❝ i need to clear my head ❞ ❝ my back’s up against the wall ❞ ❝ i feel guilty ❞

WARMTH.

❝ never good, just the bad and the ugly ❞ ❝ nothing quite like seeing the world through the tv’s window ❞ ❝ i can’t stop thinking about it ❞ ❝ tell me, did you see the news tonight? ❞ ❝ hold me in this wild, wild world ❞

GLORY.

❝ did you ever feel like they were ringing true? ❞ ❝ not everything had gone to plan ❞ ❝ we made the best of what we had, you know ❞ ❝ all their words were glory ❞ ❝ stop looking up for heaven ❞

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when will i be someone’s cute girlfriend i’m ready now 

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