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- i do not wanna think of taako holding onto this rope with his toes thank you very much

- this phantom fist has really come in handy (hehe)

- i dont want these descriptions of magnus's dick either

- i will forever wonder what epic battle we might have had with this venus flytrap

- i was waiting for a 4/20 joke

- we did it that walk to floor 20 was really uneventful

- are we gonna see the raven?

- THE RAVEN!

- aw im sure she looks lively with her belt

Taako: Guys. We’re looking for someone named the Raven. An’ she’s got a raven mask. So what I’m saying is… Maybe she’s a fan?

i missed u dearly

- she seems concerned for their safety???

- oh i love the raven

- well they're probably gonna die she seems way too powerful

- well yeah this is not going too well

- magnus gets a hit on her! look at my boy go

- WHY DO WE HAVE TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT MAGNUS IS INTO

- oh? i love this karate girl already!

#taz #the adventure zone #taz20 #tazliveblog

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 20

im sorry to my 5 followers for disappearing but here i am

we left off at a pretty sticky situation last time so lets see how it goes!

- what the fuck are they talking about

- what is a vision board i stop liveblogging for a while and everything goes to shit

Travis: And then Taako, you climb me. And then we’ll all climb the rope

-this cant go fucking well

- god i missed this i missed the taako voice so much

- well fuck now magnus is pantless and taako is gonna die

- since when does taako have blink ive forgotten everything (also why didn't he use it before...)

- we're wrecking balling this shit

- i cant believe were halfway through this episode and things don't seem to be getting better

#taz #taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz20

-currently fighting the urge to talk about my character whos a rogue

- magnus my smart little boy

- did we just fucking poison the box to open it

- TAAKO IS REFUSING TO STEAL??? WHAT THE FUCK HAAPPENED TO HIM?

- taako draws the line at bank robbery, GRAVE robbing on the other hand...

- wait so we're actually rolling with poisoning the box? thats canon?

- elevator time!!

- this sounds like my worst nightmare i dont wanna be in the dark vine elevator

- im so sad i cant listen to taako being on tv cause i dont have money

- SCUTTLE BUDDY D:

- oh this sounds horrible

Griffin: And, below, you see a flurry of activity, as you see the vines have broken in through the first floor, and are almost like filling up the elevator shaft like water

oh this sounds like the fucking worst

- merle is having the time of his life

- i admire anyone who had to climb at gym class

- imagine if travis failed that strength check, does taako just fucking die?

- manuel the crowbar!!

- MANUEL THE CROWBAR D:

- well this isn't a great situation

#taz liveblog #taz #the adventure zone #taz19

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 19

fuck it 2 am taz liveblog time

- oh right we didnt kill trent last time

- TRENT HAS A FUCKING GUN

- battles r getting so cool to imagine

- ok so the vines are now attacking them!! great

- are we having therapy with trent

- maybe we shouldve done this before cutting off trents butt

- im now feeling bad for trent hes just a baby :((

- if i was merle i would also probably contemplate leaving them behind so that's fair

- NOOO MAGNUS DONT

- LEAVE TRENT ALONE HES JUST A LITTLE GUY

- TAAKO NOOOOOO D: HES JUST A BABY

- taako i hate u so much my dearly beloved

- ah yes mcelroy brothers lore

- im too tired to understand these jokes

#taz #taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz19

- im sure magnus can do this if he asks nicely enough

- ooh charm person: plant edition

- how many people asked griffin how the goldfish poops he sounds so angry

- NOOOO DONT CHARM THE VINES LIKE THIS IM GONNA CRY

- HES DIRTY TALKING THE VINES D:

- THIS IS THE WORST THING

- charm person is usually more fun that was painful

- griffin has been describing this alarm going off for so long i can relate to never ever getting to the point

- does travis want to rob this bank

- TRENT THE TREE ANT

- dnd spells are so weird what the fuck is taako doing

-merle did it!! he healed someone successfully

- honestly trent sounds like a friend

#taz liveblog #taz #the adventure zone #taz18

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 18

petals to the metal! time to start a new arc :)

- KILLIAN!!!!!!!! I MISSED U SO MUCH, also avi but we saw him just a while ago

Justin: But, okay, Griffin, there are women in the audience, but are there behbs?

this is code for "taako is gay"

- oh i hope we get to see killian a bit more

- the director is so fun, i love her a lot

- oooh so were criminal hunting again! so excited for this

-the raven.....cool lady criminal

- captain captain bane theyre still so good at naming people

- pgorp sounds like it fucking sucks, but i would eat it for the director

- avi is so nice, i care for him

- WHAT DONT DRINK ON THE JOB >:/

Griffin: Last time you destroyed some unicorns, if memory serves, and those are endangered. And you were billed, you were fined heavily for that.

- they were pegasi and none of them were hurt they just shat on us you fake fan

- motorcycles?

- is the raven stealing the golden statue???

- good to see captain captain bane is stupid as hell already

- is this conversation actually canonically happening, does captain captain bane actually think they're six

- oh hell yeah gruff off

#taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz #taz18

- aw yeah fantasy gacha forget those weird eyes

- merle got some slippers! and they're give an advantage on initiative rolls so im sure that will come in handy

- uh oh magnus got something shitty

- oh thats not so bad, im sure we can make some use out of that glove ( it will come in handy.... cause it's a glove)

- taako is so stupid when it comes to the gacha machine i love him

- so taako has a fan that can make wind ?? i can do that with a normal fan

- aw yeah fantasy costco time

- GARFIELD?!!?!??! OUT FAVORITE LASAGNA EATING CAT?!!?!?!?

- A GOLDFISH?!!?!?

- the goldfish's name is steven :)

- taako just saved merle's firstborn

oki now were just building out characters so im gonna end it here!

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 17

fuck it lets watch the interlude

- FESTIVAL TIME??

- COSTUME TIME??

- ok so magnus is dressed as taako that's hilarious

- i kinda wanna draw magnus in taakos clothes thatd be funny

- fuck i wanna see merle as ursula so bad

- taako is dressed as judge lance ito, who i,, dont know,,

- are we gonna get an hour of just the boys having fun in a festival in funny costumes? cause fuck yeah

- i rlly dont want magnus to eat the unicorn dick

- magnus does seem like the type of guy to get scammed at a festival

- oh right the character voices

Taako: Listen, it’s not the worst thing that’s been stamped on my hand this week. Let me tell you.

everytime we hear a bit more about taakos life it gets weirder

- justin stop complaining im having so much fun, i wanna see magnus with his face painted

- aw no......actual adventure time :(

- what the hell is happening

Travis: I slap her

Griffin: She slaps you back.

Director: Booyah.

im in love with her i think

- this seems so weird are we really gonna resolve it in one ep?

- wait so we're just gonna gloss over that for this ep??

#taz liveblog #taz #the adventure zone #taz17

- oh right magnus is dying

- the cleric is finally doing some healing!

- jess! shes so lovely,,,i'll miss her

- wait are we saying goodbye fr? :(

-graham!! noo please i was starting to really like you :((

- ANGUS! THIS IS SO PAINFUL, PLEASE TELL ME WE SEE YOU AGAIN :((

- oh were definitely making some use of that compass!

- i entirely forgot about the roommate

- aw,,,hes giving him part of the silverware, well its kind of a nice thing to do coming from taako

- WE HAVE HIS CARD :D maybe well see him again then!

Griffin: “This guy’s almost dead and you guys all have syphilis; what happened?”

i know we shouldn't have gone into the pleasure room

- it's gonna take a while to get used to new voices

- i wonder if they'll actually stick to these voices because i kinda like them

- oh yeah what the fuck was the roommates name

- back on the moon baby! our dear friend avi is here!

- the monocle's voice is so creepy i hate it

- :D our friends are gonna be able to call us

- YEAH FREEZE FRAME HIGH FIVE

aaaand the end for that arc!! that was rlly good!

#taz liveblog #taz #the adventure zone #taz16

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 16

let's finish this arc!

- JESS!! <3

- aw i just realized since jenkins died we cant question him about anything

- so he wasn't a member of the bureau of balance, he just had a compass

- taako please dont put it on

Voice: Anything. Anything, what do you want? Just imagine it and I can make it real, buddy.

Taako: Joke’s on you. I can’t think very good.

this made me laugh, but honestly? taako is proving again and again that hes smarter than he lets on and i love that for him, i think he can think very well!

- why did the umbrella just eat a wand

- taako has a plan!

- what the fuck is taako doing

- HE JUST WANTED TO STEAL FUCK I HATE HIM

-ok hes actually doing transportation magic now

- why did everyone forget graham wanted to work in a train

-the idea that there's other more serious dnd campaigns happening in this same world rn is so funny

- im gonna be so furious if anything happens to angus

- taako has a stupid idea!! lets see how this goes

-YEAH FUCK JENKIN'S GARDEN

- i think jumping off a movin train would still kill you but whatever

Justin: I push Angus off the train.

Taako: You’re fine!

Angus: Oh go— oh gosh

ANGUS D:

- MAGNUS FUCKING DIES, also jess being cool as always

- i've grown to love juicy, hes a nice person

- taako is being so cool rn wth

- wtf give him the boy back his silverware taako

- WE DID IT!! WE SOLVED THE TRAIN PUZZLE!!

#taz16 #taz #taz liveblog #the adventure zone

- are we planning to simply breakdown a whole wall? i dont think violence is the way this time

- i feel like magnus could take on jenkins, emotionally at least

- this does seem like a magnus plan, those always work somehow so lets do it!!

- well im sure we wont need that, graham!.

- IM SO SCARED NOW PLEASE DON'T KILL MAGNUS?

- OH NO SKINLESS MEAT MONSTER

- ok finally its not taako getting clocked but nooo magnus!!,,, please dont die :(

Travis: As we go into the tunnel and the rope starts to compress back against the train, just before it gets to me, I take the bean and basically become a wrecking ball and smash into the brute at the back of the train.

- oh that's actually really smart! if that is how it works idk

- HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THAT WAS AWESOME

- JENKINS YOU FUCKER

- i didn't miss his voice

- YES LETS BULLY JENKINS

- i don't wanna imagine what these meat monsters look like

- the jenkins spell lot jokes make me laugh so much

- im so glad magnus is ok

- EW THOSE ARE THE ENGINEERS HANDS D:

- GO FUCK YOURSELF WANKINS

- jenkins is so pathetic i feel kinda bad, well he's dead so

#taz #taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz15

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 15

- ok time to catch a murderer!

Angus: I’ve found that not killing is pretty easy. I go long stretch- long periods of time without killing anybody.

so....you have killed?

- is it still too early for something bad to happen

- this is a very interesting conversation! i also kinda think taako is more aloof than just ignorant

- ooh taako is being smart! but what could the missing hands mean

-WAIT, THE UH THR FUCKING UHHHH THE ENGINEER, IS THE ENGINEER ACTUALLY DEAD???

- IS JENKINS ALIVE, IS HE THE MURDERER???

Taako: Bad news compadres, this place is magic as hell.

JENKINS IS USING HIS MAGIC TO UHH TRANSPORT THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE??

- angus, never say horny again.

- oh yeah this was definitely jenkins

- i wanna reach through the screen and shake them and go: ITS JENKINS, JENKINS IS ALIVEEE ITS JENKINS

- oh wait i haven't considered the difference in the hand cuts and the head cut

- MERLE SMART MAN

- I LOVE THEIR REALIZATION

- taako has a moment of lucidity djdjsjs

- and they're back to bullying jenkins

- im kinda lost now hjgjjfbdn my brain stopped working once i figured out it was jenkins

- wait oh yeah we were looking for the killer of leeman

- im now very confused, is jenkins s member of the bureau of balance or is there some other wacky explanation

#taz15 #the adventure zone #taz #taz liveblog

- zone of truth time! this is always fun

- why are we interrogating him like this khfhfgkkh

- so it wasn't graham yelling? ( tho he may just be lying) but that doesn't make sense!!

Taako: I’ve already got the shakes.

Magnus: Taako needs his medicine.

Taako: Daddy needs his special magic juice.

since when is taako an alcoholic

- i have no clue who it could have been im so lost

- why is the engineer just trusting that he's dead?? sus

- i don't trust this engineer one bit

- his rod is missing hehehe

- WHY ARE THEY SO MEAN TO ANGUS :(((

- i dont think its jess at all, she's sus but... a bit too sus

- SCUTTLE BUDDY :D HES SO CUTE

#taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz #taz14

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 14

- why is taako always bloodied

- wait why was the crab shooting fire out of its ass again i think i got lost in that part

Clint: Alright. I take out my warhammer—

Griffin: You don’t have it.

Clint: —Just to see a reaction.

i feel like i dont appreciate their banter enough on this liveblog

- i wanna see a drawing of this crab it sounds terrifying

Taako: Guys? Guys? That was our first moment of competence.

YEEEEEAH SO PROUD OF THEM!! and now they just missed their high fives yep

- wasn't taako just chilling? why is he back to attacking

- being skillled in carpentry is when you attsck people with wooden chairs.

- JESS!!?!! <3 AND SHE CRIT, SHES SO AWESOME

- oh right she's jess the beheader, i don't think shes the murderer but it does seem pretty sus, maybe someone is incriminating her?

- she seems so nice id be so sad if she actually killed jenkins

- oh yeah wait she has a weapon hmmmmm

- were gonna interrogate juicy wizard! i dont think its him either,,,

#taz liveblog #taz #the adventure zone #taz14

- SOMEONE IS BEING MURDERED, WHO IS IT

- JENKINS NOOOOOOOOOOO

- ANGUS DONT FUCKINGN SEE THIS????? UR 10

- ok so it was probably juicy wizard who screamed cause theres no way he was just beheaded snd behanded so quickly

- FUCKIGN CRABS?????

- oh noo battle time

- what does this giant crab have to do with the murder???

Taako: I’m following Angus. I’ll see you all in hell.

- well taako is not the bravest

- graham needs to give angus a thanks

- taako has such bad luck when it comes to taking damage

- great now were gonna have a floating giant crab

- ok that was actually a smart idea

- WHY WONT THIS CRAB DIE

#taz #taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz13

TAZ BALANCE EPISODE 13

Announcer: This week someone reaches their final destination: Heaven. All aboard The Adventure Zone!

😟 scared....

Griffin: He removes from his, aah, pocket? I guess? From within his robes, we’ll say, he withdraws a small rod, amm, small cylindrical--

- ok that did sound sus im not gonna lie i giggled a little

- taako where are your clothes

- WHYS TAAKO GOING AT JENKINS SO HARD

- that was nice maybe they should call it something else than pleasure chamber

- angus!!!! my son

- HES A SMART BOY D: WE GOT CAUGHT

- STOP BULLYING ANGUS I STILL TRUST HIM

- uh oh right we did charm tom bodett so now he knows as well

- a detective! i love him so much omg

- YES ANGUS CALL HIM OUT

- he's so smart <3

- these three adults are so fucking stupid compared to the 10 year old

#taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz #taz13

- magnus is so affectionate with everyone i love him even tho hes also an ass

- jenkins is my favorite only out of pity

- TOM BODETT

- i dont want to hear about the pleasure room and the juicy wizard any longer

- TAAKO DONT GO INTO THW PLEASURE ROOM I WANT YOU GONE

- oh its not a sex thing

- so you can go anywhere in the world ,,, so it could be a sex thing

- this explanation is too detailed, the pleasure room is definitely related to the murder

- theyre all so bad at pretending to be someone else i love them so much

- theyve conditioned me to laugh everytime i hesr the word package

- FANCY LAD!! i love you

- god i hope angus is not the bad guy i would cry

- he likes reading hes adorable :((

-DONT ZONE OF TRUTH THE BABY

- THEYRE SO MEAN TO HIM :(

- i feel like everyone is putting less than one braincel into ths conversation with graham

- TAAKO IS ON TV :0

- graham is scaring me

- WHY DO THEY HATE JENKINS SO MUCH

#taz12 #taz liveblog #the adventure zone #taz

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