"Hey, I'm horny. Want to fuck?"
*crickets*
"Big bro, I feel funny down there. Can you please help me make it feel better?"
*almost passes out from getting hard so fast*

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@claviclecuties
"Hey, I'm horny. Want to fuck?"
*crickets*
"Big bro, I feel funny down there. Can you please help me make it feel better?"
*almost passes out from getting hard so fast*
hard launching to my brother that he’s like a son to me
(he’s my boyfriend and i’m just a fucked up individual)
dryhumping a guy three times my age while he tells me how wrong it is.. ^_^
Girls kiss other girls... And nobody bats an eye
But when the older fully transitioned trans man calls me "cub" and injects me with T society... Society calls me gay
Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧
i fixed it
why put it on paper yourself when you can plant the seed on tumblr and watch someone else grow it into a beautiful fucked up flower fic
yes water the fanfic and make it grow nice a and tall. Careful not to give it too much sun or it will burst into flames
And that's how spicy fics are made
If she's YOUR girl then whys she calling me nii-san in bed?
Shout out to my friend who helped me realize this, why the fuck is azul so white in his human form compared to his merform
Continued under cut.
Something something insecurity something something he probably hides it with magic or sum
New headcanon: Azul fucking bleaches himself with magic
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
calling your big brother a pervert while he gropes you, his hands wandering your body before they wrap around your neck "what does that make you for enjoying it so much"
sorry i soaked through my panties when you called me little sister it will happen again
Forcefem - but instead of feminising, it’s puppy. Forcepup.
Say “woof”.
Stop feminizing what's growing between your legs. Nothing feminine about that.
Dont call it clit/clitpen/bottom growth etc...
That's a dick.
or should I stroke it for you until you see how much it's working like one?
plushie with a squeaker womb. Plushies with squeaker wombs do you see my vision, plushies with a sq
ngl i wish r!ciel had some kind of personality disorder where in one moment he’s planning a wedding with ciel, and in the next he’s planning his murder. he was born to be yandere
@mistyblue-shadowdance don't be shy, give us more
r!ciel starts to cut the skin under the ciel's eye, but the moment he starts to scream in pain, r!c suddenly becomes a beloved brother again. he hugs him, licks away his tears and blood, tells him that he would never really hurt him and that it’s the whole world that’s terrible, because it wants to separate them, and that he wants the very best for him, and the very best is by his side
also consider: the r!ciel mastermind theory being true, he killed their parents and took the ring so he could be alone with his brother and keep him at his side forever.
after reuniting with his brother, he tells him he has a surprise. he ordered custom wedding outfits for them, and tanaka "willingly agreed" to officiate. r!ciel says if they are to replace their parents, then o!ciel will take the role of rachel, that he's perfect for the role of the frail loving wife. r!ciel trying to bounce in excitment, telling his now horrified brother how their love is so much stronger than that of their parents, how them being twins connects them in ways no one else could ever replicate, how they're never going to be separated again, just as he planned.
r!ciel who manages to convince him that they must consume their marriage, not only to honour their parents, but also to show that the bond between them is far stronger than mere blood ties. from that moment on, o!ciel is as good as dead to the world, for his brother will never allow him to leave the estate’s walls
THISS! i love yandere rciel so much
marrying his little brother and sheltering him from outside world against his will... ociel being adored and spoiled in this golden cage
"aren't you happy, my dear brother? you are safe with me now, i will never leave you, and we will be together forever, like when we were kids <3 two halves of one whole, never to be separated~"
and ociel being weirded out by his twin's behaviour, but still unable to hate someone he loved 13 years of his life... delicious 🙏
"-as the youth say" as if I, myself, am not the youth.
sebastian is so dog/puppy coded. you can’t tell me otherwise.
i LOVE how toboso has characterized him as ciel’s “dog” from the very beginning, it fits him sooo perfectly. sure, he likes cats and have cat-like eyes, but the fact that he acts like a dog is something you just can’t separate from him.
he literally comes when called, follows orders, does tricks, protective, and stays loyally by his master's side. he LOVES attention. he’d definitely be sad if he wasn’t liked.
it was already clear from the season 1 poster
let's start when he’s literally named after ciel’s old dog
i love how bratty ciel is, but it really is a PERFECT name for him
even other characters reinforce that idea, like william in book of circus
CIEL REALLY WALKS HIM LIKE A DOG
i think undertaker also called sebastian that too? or was he calling ciel instead? i can’t remember lol
and of course, if we’re talking about sebastian being dog-coded, you’re all VERY familiar with this panel
I MEAN LOOK AT HIM!! he wants to be called a good boy soooo badddd
let’s not forget he has a dog named cerberus back in hell!!
his dog looks so cute, still hoping toboso adds it into the series someday
he also seems to dislike of doing missions without his master by his side and forced to stay away from him too… which is very dog-like, isn’t it?
see? he's sulking and looks like a kicked puppy lol. don’t even get me started on the happy expressions he makes when he goes out with his young master, there are SO. MANY. (trust me, u don’t want me to screenshot the entire manga)
OH LOOK AT HIM HERE I'M LOSING IT
don't worry! ofc we'll take a good care of ur master, sebastian!!
don’t you dare take his master away from him, or he’ll bite!
lmaoooo undertaker really enjoys messing with him, what a mad dog
these 3 chapter covers are everything
fun fact: editor k mentioned that the middle cover (the one where sebastian is wearing a muzzle) got censored in some countries lol
and lastly, enjoy this side of sebastian!
i swear i can see his ears and tail wagging
okay that’s it! (this is the longest post i’ve made so far lol). honestly, in the current anime/manga artstyle he looks even more dog-coded than before, which i love. i had SO many more images to show, but i’ll stop here… i’m going to sleep now bye
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