The Stanley Parable Sentence Starters.
((Feel free to change pronouns as needed))
"Well, I've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. You're dead."
"Whatever you do choose it! Don't let time choose for you!"
"Good job [Name], everyone thinks you are very powerful."
"I'm not your enemy, really, I'm not."
"I think I feel... happy. I actually feel happy."
"Oh... thank god. You lived. You had me worried there for a moment."
"Even the diamonds couldn't save this one."
"[Name] was so bad at following directions it's incredible [he/she/they] wasn't fired years ago."
"Just walk around in circles for a minute."
"We're intelligent people, right? Why can't we make up our own story?"
"Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully."
"Onward, [Name], to destiny!"
"You're not supposed to be here, yet! This is all a spoiler! Quick, [Name], close your eyes!"
"I want to watch you for every moment that you're powerless, to see you made humble."
"It's your time to shine! You are the star! It's your story now; shape it to your heart's desires."
"My life is normal, I am normal. Everything will be fine. I am okay."
"No, this couldn't go any way except badly."
"Do you have zero consideration for others?"
"And this time, suppose we don't wander so far off track, hm?"
"Yes, this is exciting! Just me and [Name], forging a new path, a new story!"
"Now, I'm not asking for me, I'm asking for her."
"Oh look at these two! How they wish to destroy one another! How they wish to control one another! How they both wish to be free."
"Ah, second player! It's good to have you on board. I guarantee you can't do any worse than the person who came before you."
"Sorry to break it to you, [Name], but that lift isn't coming back."
"I'm going to try to make this as miserable as possible and we'll see how long you can maintain."
"Nope! Still on board with death."
"I wanted us to be happy here, [Name], I really did."
"Don't tell me you're scared; that's not the [Name] I know!"
"Do it! Do it! DO IT! Do it, do it, do it, do it!"
"Oops, looks like I was wrong. How clumsy of me."
"I'll say it: This is the worst adventure I've ever been on."
"If I can make it through this door I can make it through them all."
"Isn't this a fun and unique place to be?"
"I'm at the mercy of an entire species, of invalids."
"Can you see? Can you see how much they need one another?"
"Ah, now this is making things a little more fun, isn't it, [Name]?"
"This is not a challenge. It's a tragedy."
"Ah, yes. Truly a room worth admiring."
"You need to be the one to do this, to reach out to [him/her/them]."
"Who'd want to commit their life to you?"
