mond über moskau

20s she/her, minors don't dm me

[kalleblomkwist]

i really have no problem with non binary people but what they did with ukuleles should be considered a crime against humanity

[kalleblomkwist]

killashaw is seeing every single thing i post test

[kalleblomkwist]

someone write a subby islam fic pls

[kalleblomkwist]

girl stand up omg

[kalleblomkwist]

[meetmeinborabora]

Wait can Ian beat his ass rq

[oldwitchsleep]

if hannibal wasn't a cannibal hannigram would be one of the greatest love stories out there but he is and guess what they still are

[khabibtiti]

Hamster! Arman and Wolf! Khamzat hcs

I apologise in advance, I'm sane and normal

Hamster!Arman who walks around your bed and squeaks until you pick him up

Hamster!Arman who starts rolling around everytime he sees sand for a ‘bath’

Hamster!Arman who won’t eat store brought hamster food and yearns for michelin star nut dishes

Hamster!Arman stuffing his cheeks full of food and casually takes one out to offer to Khamzat

Hamster!Arman that sits on wolf!Khamzat’s back and order to him to do what he wants

Wolf!Khamzat that put Hamster!Arman in his mouth when he’s tired of his little noises

Wolf!Khamzat that chews up the hamster wheel when hamster!Arman falls off from running to fast

Hamster!Arman that become jealous when wolf!Khamzat looks at other hamsters so he start to do little jump to get his attention back, when he doesn't hamster!Arman escapes to hide under the skirting boards when Khamzat ignores him so he’ll finally give him attention

Wolf!Khamzat that runs up to hamster!Arman and says "where have you been loca?", after Arman hid under the skirting boards for days, and Khamzat never noticed that he was missing

Wolf!Khamzat who scratches and whines at closed doors instead of opening them like a normal person

Hamster!Arman who leaves random pieces of nuts in Khamzats pockets so he won’t ‘starve’

Or Hamster!Arman that looks innocently at Wolf!Khamzat when he ask who eats all the nuts while is cheeks are full of nuts…

Embarrassed hamster!Arman having to deal with annoyed neighbours AGAIN after they complained of Khamzat howling at the balcony

Hamster!Arman who has a freight when khamzat howls and gives himself a heart attack

Hamster!Arman traumatised after wolf!Khamzat tried sniffing his butt

Wolf!Khamzat that allows hamster!Arman so snuggle into him when it gets cold

Hamster!Arman disgusted after wolf!Khamzat tried to groom him (like lick, like cats do)

Hamster!Arman traumatised after wolf!Khamzat tried sniffing his butt

Wolf!Khamzat that howl at every human that approach or look too much at hamster!Arman

Wolf!Khamzat starts showing his belly whenever Arman is upset at him

Hamster!Arman that just randomly dies one day 😭

Thank you @uflirtc @ufc-dollie23 and the girls for being out of line every time 🌝

[kalleblomkwist]

now im trying to convince another girl to watch inland empire with me on the first date

[dresthetix]

my fav pic of isu <333

[khabibgatinho]

hello 👨🏻‍🦲

[kalleblomkwist]

i matched with a girl on hinge yesterday, she's looking for friends since she just moved here and we spontaneously met today. it was really cool and we'll probably hang out again, for whatever reason we started talking politics and communism...... she's definitely a liberal, but seems open to change her opinions and stuff. and it was the first time ever that i heard someone's main reason to not support communism is because socialist states have a big racism problem?????????? i asked her for her sources and she didn't really say anything concrete, very interesting idk. never heard someone say that before 💀

[kalleblomkwist]

[kalleblomkwist]

need a lesbian remake of secretary with me as lee and gillian anderson as mrs grey

[kalleblomkwist]

[carlos-pratesleftball]

[norwoods-dni]

There was a dude on wikifeet who was convinced kabob was posting feet pics for his gay fans' enjoyment. I wanna be that delusional like I bet he's happy as fuck