Only need the light when it’s burning low.

.18 .german .love to give for werder bremen (für immer und immer und immer grün-weiß ♥), arsenal london .imighthavetoadmitiamactuallystartingtohaveahugecrushonthe1dboys. .formerly bendtner-

[esp3on]

[clefri]

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

[lynnwho-deactivated20250114]

My mom’s accent challenge. 

Your name.

Where you’re from. Pronounce the following word: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.  What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? What do you call gym shoes? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Do you think you have an accent? Be a wizard or a vampire? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want. 

[myminkisdragging-deactivated201]

I’M CRYING

[valeriebyvalerie]

[hiddendesktopfolder]

[hopelesswandere-r-blog]

[cheese24k]

[softieghost]

yeah, we totally did this in Australia

[kardasian2-deactivated20111222-]

[clefri]

shmegel:

this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself

she should at least know to delete afterwards ??

[rosauradelagarza-deactivated201]

JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD

[stoneroses]

One time in like 5th grade Zac Efron said something like “I like chunky girls.” and so this really skinny girl in my class started gaining a bunch of weight and she ended up weighing like 300 pounds and she got diabetes and was in the hospital for a long time and the worst part was her name was Betty and people started calling her Diabetty

[egberts]

omfg i just choked on my poop and almost got it all over the competur that was close

[egberts]

POP

[egberts]

STOP REBLOGGING IT

[egberts]

i hate everyone

[egberts]

THIS NEEDS TO STOP

[yallstillhere]

[clefri]

I went

to public school.

[fuelforlife]

[princehomo]

[perfect-deactivated20180430]

I’M CRYINGGGG

[bite-me-beautiful]

[cannolis-blog]

my mother’s wise and enriching advice on how to deal with telemarketers 

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

OH MY GOD

My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and

[amandafiske-deactivated20220404]

OH MY GODLMNLDJRFHKJDFNGBIPUHLKJ

[sazquatch-blog]

I am so repulsed by the sound of people eating unless I am also eating.