Immature, Churlish, Improper Blog Etiquette

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[theycantalk]

future

[baawri]

[joeldasalsa]

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

[everythingfox]

Breakfast in bed

[ernoji]

[kangals]

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[post-store]

$17.99 (Buy One Get One Free)

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[post-store]

Free (Buy One Get One Free)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[wolfbrotherzach]

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

[swooood-dooooood]

[reaper-0-1]

There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

[yaoib0y]

op elaborate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blood is a non-meat animal product, like diary or eggs. that counts as vegetarian don't it

[erratic-meowmeow]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if a vampire only feeds on villagers it finds wandering around in a haunted forest or whatever, that counts as eating both local and free-range

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[cheshireinthemiddle]

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

[postingmachine9000]

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

[jordasn]

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It happens alot.

[downpoursofmoonlitraindrops]

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

[mrelisha26]

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

[kazoomusic]

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

[kazoomusic]

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

[cheshireinthemiddle]

More

[misanthropistok]

that last one got me holy shit.

[geibuchan-deactivated20250804]

                       i wish i had

                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

then there would be mo need to imprese you

  o need to want you.No naed for. loring you

    No need tar crying over you.Noneed for

  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

    neard for forgoure promises .nead for

[joy-in-opera]

For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.

[thej-key]

I really want that “I’m so fucking future” shirt.

[im-the-princess-now]

Bro went to Japan and went to a karaoke bar with some high schoolers. They wanted to show me how good their Japanese rap was. Turned on kanye. Fucking sang the word nigga and everything. It was hella based

[cheshireinthemiddle]

[iapislazuli]

this is literally the only good character design trope

[iapislazuli]

Axolittles, or as they would be called in spanish:

[pokeholics]

[puyopuyo]

[everythingfox]

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