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@cloakandtalon
And once again.
The time closes to another april fools day
yay it was fun for a good while
but hearing recent news
this day went to shit
now i’m burning this blog again
but there is hope lads. Ye might see me writing Talon again someday.
Will it be tomorrow? Who knows.
Except not here. Not on this blog.
now follow @earthshaper you fucking fuckers
*throws knife at* "How do you do this?"
Catches knife
AND THEN FUCKING EATS IT SOMEHOW.
“ARE YOU THE ONE BULLYING MY BOY?”
cloakandtalon :
“AND I’LL EAT YOUR FLESH LIKE I ATE THAT ONE PERSONS BACK IN THE DAY! YA BISH!” Climbs high enough and bites her leg hard. “YOU WON’T FUCK WITH PIT OR WE BOTH DIE TOGETHER.”
“DON’T BE A CANNIBAL! THAT EVEN GOES TOO FAR FOR ME!” Ahri leaps out of the tree. Her leg is now showing the dental impression of Talon. What an asshole! “Ugh FINE! This is too much trouble. Go jerk off somewhere, I need coffee.”
Talon shook his fist like an old ass man telling them rambunctious kids to stop getting on his lawn. “GOOD AND NOW BE NICE TO PIT OR ELSE I’MA BIT YA!”
*throws knife at* "How do you do this?"
Catches knife
AND THEN FUCKING EATS IT SOMEHOW.
“ARE YOU THE ONE BULLYING MY BOY?”
cloakandtalon :
Shit physical damage. Talon did not account for that. “BULL SHIT IT DOESN’T!” He tanked the hits as best he could as he climbed higher. “Fucking thot I ain’t letting you suck the soul outta mah boy in that way. AT LEAST WINE AND DINE HIM AND MARRY HIM BEFORE YOU TAKE HIS SOUL”
“GET OUT OF MY TREE AND I WILL AT LEAST WINE HIM!” Which, in Ahri langauge, means to hit him over the head with a wine bottle. She just can’t be bothered doing anything romantic after her artist. Fuck it. Just straigh murder. “Talon I like your way of life so I will give you one chance to get out before I drain your life out of your ears!”
“AND I’LL EAT YOUR FLESH LIKE I ATE THAT ONE PERSONS BACK IN THE DAY! YA BISH!” Climbs high enough and bites her leg hard. “YOU WON’T FUCK WITH PIT OR WE BOTH DIE TOGETHER.”
*throws knife at* "How do you do this?"
Catches knife
AND THEN FUCKING EATS IT SOMEHOW.
“ARE YOU THE ONE BULLYING MY BOY?”
cloakandtalon :
“YEA I’VE HEARD OF THAT SEX POSITION BEFORE! ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE! IT INVOLVES THE BUTT LAST TIME I CHECKED!” Climbs tree with his daggers. Using them like climbing gear.
“You know NOTHING about sex you knife crazy weirdo! TALON STOP IT!” She tears off a branch, poking him in hopes of throwing him out of the tree. Also hitting.
Shit physical damage. Talon did not account for that. “BULL SHIT IT DOESN’T!” He tanked the hits as best he could as he climbed higher. “Fucking thot I ain’t letting you suck the soul outta mah boy in that way. AT LEAST WINE AND DINE HIM AND MARRY HIM BEFORE YOU TAKE HIS SOUL”
"Honey I'm back, and I swear I didn't stab the kids."
“I… At least they are safe. At least you are safe.”
Opens arms for a hug. “Come get me wifey.”
Plays with her hair as she pounces on him. “How’s the most beautiful wife in the entire world?”
*throws knife at* "How do you do this?"
Catches knife
AND THEN FUCKING EATS IT SOMEHOW.
“ARE YOU THE ONE BULLYING MY BOY?”
cloakandtalon :
“NO SEXUAL SHIT EITHER HE’S 21 HE’S TOO PURE FOR YOUR ASS!” Chases down. Fucking tanking the fire thanks to his five warmogs and his adaptive helm.
“WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SEX! I AM JUST GONNA TEAR HIS THROAT OUT!” She climbs in a tree, safe from the yelling man. In his five coats of buttugly armor.
“YEA I’VE HEARD OF THAT SEX POSITION BEFORE! ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE! IT INVOLVES THE BUTT LAST TIME I CHECKED!” Climbs tree with his daggers. Using them like climbing gear.
"Honey I'm back, and I swear I didn't stab the kids."
“I… At least they are safe. At least you are safe.”
Opens arms for a hug. “Come get me wifey.”
twilightsveil replied to your post: “Oh so that’s it? No one’s gonna do shit with me?…
Thats the true april fools
“Are you bullying my son?”
“Whomstdve???”
“Do. Not. Lie. To. Me.” readies belt
Genuine C on FU S ION.
C R A C K.
“Run.”
twilightsveil replied to your post: “Oh so that’s it? No one’s gonna do shit with me?…
Thats the true april fools
“Are you bullying my son?”
“Whomstdve???”
“Do. Not. Lie. To. Me.” readies belt
twilightsveil replied to your post: “Oh so that’s it? No one’s gonna do shit with me?...
Thats the true april fools
“Are you bullying my son?”
“Oh so that’s it? No one’s gonna do shit with me? Good. I can play with my cats then.”
*throws knife at* "How do you do this?"
Catches knife
AND THEN FUCKING EATS IT SOMEHOW.
“ARE YOU THE ONE BULLYING MY BOY?”
cloakandtalon :
“DON’T LIE TO ME! PIT’S A GOOD KID AND I AIN’T HAVING NO FUCKER BULLY HIM!”
“FINE I’LL EAT HIM THEN!” Ahri runs off, foxfire around him. Fuck you, Talon!
“NO SEXUAL SHIT EITHER HE’S 21 HE’S TOO PURE FOR YOUR ASS!” Chases down. Fucking tanking the fire thanks to his five warmogs and his adaptive helm.
"I'm getting it on with your son, does that count as bullying?"
Talon pulls out two revolvers. “I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SHOT YOU THOT.”
*throws knife at* "How do you do this?"
Catches knife
AND THEN FUCKING EATS IT SOMEHOW.
“ARE YOU THE ONE BULLYING MY BOY?”
“I have never bullied someone ever in my life!”
“DON’T LIE TO ME! PIT’S A GOOD KID AND I AIN’T HAVING NO FUCKER BULLY HIM!”
*throws knife at* "How do you do this?"
Catches knife
AND THEN FUCKING EATS IT SOMEHOW.
“ARE YOU THE ONE BULLYING MY BOY?”
“Alright which one of you fucks is bullying me and @silvestreaelurus‘s son Pit?” Pulls out belt.
I sent this to my friend
AND HE WENT FUCKING NUTS
April fools promo or whatever.
Totally legit gonna come back to this blog
not like it’s just for a single day of fun.
