Sol Victus

Lodger/Jay, 20s, huge nerd in the wise words of ricky martin, livin la vida loca pfp by toskarin

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[toskarin]

I like when something vaguely fitness-marketed says it gives you energy because it's got 100 kcal so you're like splendid where's it coming from and it's all pure sugar

[toskarin]

at work and didn't get enough sleep? consider..

15 kcal beverage (contains some sort of embalming agent)

100 kcal meal replacement (contains one full meal's worth of sugars and nothing else)

Natural Coffee from a Jar (contains a warrior soul)

[toskarin]

delivering my glowing excitement for the reveal arenanet is teasing "I'd take whatever, I still like guild wars I think"

[toskarin]

chainsaw man if denji were tom and refined

[toskarin]

Do you think things could have played out differently if Rhaeger Targaryen was Tom and Refined?

what?

[toskarin]

they found a new english vowel

[toskarin]

they're calling it the "sunny A" and it's all gonna be all right

[toskarin]

the four mandarin tones have also been implemented

[jame7t]

lowkey you will taste my steel, foul creature

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[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[toskarin]

my editor is trying to convince me th𝔞t my stylistic choice is b𝔞d

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[toskarin]

me: and then you warm the glass a little with your hand so it doesn't foam too much

my alien: just like the ufo

me: [tensely] not everything is like the ufo

[toskarin]

that's because it's called the ufo

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[cryptotheism]

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

[newpokemoncards]

[feldfrog]

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good