cloisteredSadsack

Your name is ACHLYS ALGEAS, and you're the BIGGEST LOSER on all of Alternia. [[ Fantroll RP/Ask Blog, might be NSFW on occasion. ]] --------------------- M!A: N/A.

[trollplay]

Describe your troll on anon, and I'll tell you if any of mine would date them

Don’t forget the details: Where your troll would take mine, bloodcolor, age, gender, hobbies, and available quadrants!

[intelligentnaughtygirls]

>The triclops smells of dust, sand, oil, and rust.

… There a nnnguh, problem offecer?

[cloisteringsadsack]

umm

no

[cloisteringsadsack]

i

[intelligentnaughtygirls]

What, someone stealen your nnnguh, allowence or some shet?

[cloisteringsadsack]

no

my lusus is dead i dont get an allowance

> A slight pause, before you lean in and take a deep whiff of the troll before you. You wanted to know what they smelled like what with all those noises they were making.

[strawberriroyalty]

there is no way im fucking celebrating with my lusus.)/// what even is the appeal?)///

[cloisteringsadsack]

you might want to do it while its still alive

i wish i had my lusus for perigrees this sweep

[intelligentnaughtygirls]

Weeelll nnnguh, there stranger, may eye entroduce to you, the TOASTER nnnguh, GHOSTER!

*Madrah pulls back a sheet from a small device, revealing what looks like a toaster connected to a tube of some sort*

Never agen do you need to go through the nnnguh, tedeous process of grabbeng bread and putteng et en your toaster for breakfast! Weth thes around, you just nnnnguh, shove a whole loaf of the stuff enseyede, and weth a push of a button, two sleyeces well be made and toasted en just under nnnguh, two menutes! Thes wonderful deveyece can be yours for the low low preyece of nnnguh, fefty caegers! >O8D

[cloisteringsadsack]

> And there it is. You're not sure if this is the kind of troll you want to be interacting with, they make sloppy noises and have three eyes. That's something, coming from you, Sackman Sam. You can't pick and choose your battles, however, and you persevere.

oh

itd be nice if i actually had bread or fifty caegers

sadly im bare bones and that wont change anytime soon

[intelligentnaughtygirls]

Oe! You wanna see sometheng nnnguh, neat?

[cloisteringsadsack]

yeah sure

what is it

> WAIT FOR THE CONCEALED WEAPON.

[dreamingursa]

I w¤u£d hard£¥ ¢a££ th¤$€ warm ¢£¤th€$…what’$ the p¤int if ¥¤u hav€ a hug€ h¤£€ in the ¢h€$t ar€a?

[cloisteringsadsack]

most of my clothes already have holes in them

[dreamingursa]

F€h…¥¤u ¢¤u£dn’t pa¥ m€ €n¤ugh t¤ w€ar ¤n€ ¤f th¤s€ ridi¢u£¤u$ $w€at€rs.

[cloisteringsadsack]

whats not to want

warm clothes and free money  for wearing warm clothes

ill take it

[mushitrolls-deactivated20161104]

cloisteringsadsack:

[mushitrolls-deactivated20161104]

"Hello there, Achyls."

You give the sack a quizzical look to as they mention not wanting good quality. Who would not want good quality when it comes to music?

"Very.. interesting to say the least. How come you prefer static over clear quality?"

[cloisteringsadsack]

You can't really say there was any reason why you wanted an old staticky radio. Maybe it was because despite being broken, it still somehow managed to work through the crevices to please people. Or not. it just seems like something out of an old movie i guess

i used to watch those a lot with my lusus

[emptytrolls]

'I want that window titty sweater. It's cute.'

'But I don't have titties…..'

[cloisteringsadsack]

buy one anyways if you have the money to flaunt it around

[cloisteringsadsack]

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[panzertrolls]

Well, then.

Ifff you say so.

[cloisteringsadsack]

> An awkward silence accompanied simply by the crinkling sounds of the paperbag afflicted by your chronic mouthbreathing.

nice horns

[cloisteringsadsack]

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[panzertrolls]

Well no, I cannot say that I am pining fffor social interaction fffor its ow sake right now.

Though ifff you’re lacking a hive I could probably help you settle into one of these old buildings.

[cloisteringsadsack]

no problem

im content with the hive i have now and im not worth the trouble believe me

in fact its probably best not to establish any kind of relationship with me aside from a negative one

[cloisteringsadsack]

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[panzertrolls]

I mean my hive!

It’s built into a little cafffe in an old ruined city.

I am alone here so I have taken to calling it my city. You understand, no?

[cloisteringsadsack]

oh

i thought you meant as in my city as in the one i reside in

i thought you were a landlord or something who wanted to get rid of me and my residual pollution

id rather not be homeless i enjoy my cardboard hive too much

if you want company or something i can probably do better with that than i could repairs

[mushitrolls-deactivated20161104]

“Oh no, darling. That will simply not do. I know you deserve better than a crumby old radio. Please, let me treat you with a radio if you will let me?”

You truly want to treat them to something nice. From the first time you met, you felt kind of bad for them. Not like you pity them or anything. You just feel that they deserve better. Anyone does for that matter.

[cloisteringsadsack]

oh hey look its you

im not sure how i feel about high quality sounds i kind of like the old static haha

> Your posture arches up when you're referred to by the benevolent seadweller, she had already done so much for you. You wanted to pay her back yourself, and you couldn't just have her pamper you like this. You shift your feet a bit, but keep eye-to-sack contact with the other troll. What could YOU get them?

[panzertrolls]

cloisteringsadsack:

Why, yes!

Allow me to jsut string duct tape around this aircraffft’s missing tail.

Now it should fffly again fffor sure!

[cloisteringsadsack]

...

i said usually

also what did you mean by your city

[panzertrolls]

Ugh!

I simply hate having to look at all these wrecked vehicles litterng my city.

They could surely be fffixed and put to use again, but I’m afffraid I know nothing offf mechanical repair.

[cloisteringsadsack]

have you tried duct tape

that usually fixes the problem

[tavvystrolls]

OPEN RP

[tavvystrolls]

exspir avvite… is my name…..pleasure to meet you….

[cloisteringsadsack]

yeah you too

thats a nice mask you have there

thats a nice maks